Good Comeback Jokes

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i got a small ?

, a 747 looks small in the grand canyon
i got a small ?

, a 747 looks small in the grand canyon


Grand Canyon Jokes,  
    
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You the dummy!

At least my momma not on facebook tryin to twerk somethin in her bathroom
You the dummy!

At least my momma not on facebook tryin to twerk somethin in her bathroom


Memes,  Clapback,  Twerk Jokes,  
    
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I thought you were on a diet?

I thought you were going to stop having kids your mom has to raise.

#ChristmasClapback
I thought you were on a diet?

I thought you were going to stop having kids your mom has to raise.

#ChristmasClapback


Memes,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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Person: You're ugly

Me: I was trying to look like you today
Person: You're ugly

Me: I was trying to look like you today


Funny Jokes,  Best Comeback Jokes,  
    
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then she said, "go with your other !"

! you are my other !
then she said, "go with your other !"

! you are my other !


Memes,  Funny Comeback Jokes,  
    
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When you deliver the perfect comeback without stuttering
When you deliver the perfect comeback without stuttering

Memes,  Spongebob Jokes,  
    
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crush: any girl would be lucky to have you

me: , you don't wanna be lucky then?
crush: any girl would be lucky to have you

me: , you don't wanna be lucky then?


Memes,  Crush Jokes,  
    
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They tell me: I never see you at the club

I tell them: I never see you at the bank
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They tell me: I never see you at the club

I tell them: I never see you at the bank


Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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"you're such a , nobody likes people like that"

me:

i think i'm adorable.
"you're such a , nobody likes people like that"

me:

i think i'm adorable.


Memes,  Jerk Jokes,  Jerk Humor,  
    
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is it true that your gst pepper fries contain my mixtape? if so i have to take this to court.

no, our gst pepper fries are actually t.

o, crimestoppers? yeah i just witnessed a ing murder
is it true that your gst pepper fries contain my mixtape? if so i have to take this to court.

no, our gst pepper fries are actually t.

o, crimestoppers? yeah i just witnessed a ing murder


Memes,  Mixtape Meme,  Mixtape Jokes,  
    
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black girls try to be white so bad" why tf would we want lice, a flat , no lips, and sun burn?
black girls try to be white so bad" why tf would we want lice, a flat , no lips, and sun burn?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Twitter Sayings,  Black Humor,  
    
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when es alll me fat:

me: but your man...nevermind
when es alll me fat:

me: but your man...nevermind


Memes,  Funny Beyonce Pictures,  
    
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When there's a fight going on and someone makes a really good comeback
When there's a fight going on and someone makes a really good comeback

Memes,  Funny Cartoons Images,  
    
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones,, but words will never hurt me."

We'll see.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones,, but words will never hurt me."

We'll see.


Memes,  Nursery Rhymes,  Funny Rhyming Quotes,  
    
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Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

911 is a phone number...
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

911 is a phone number...


Memes,  
    
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