Good Dumb Blonde Jokes

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why do blondes love boob jobs?

its really the only job theyre qualified for.
why do blondes love boob jobs?

its really the only job theyre qualified for.


Funny Jokes,  
    
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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

She was desperately trying to make up her mind.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

She was desperately trying to make up her mind.


Mind Jokes,  Lipstick Jokes,  
    
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Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?

Because they say concentrate.
Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?

Because they say concentrate.


Orange Juice Jokes,  Staring Jokes,  
    
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

I wonder if its mine.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

I wonder if its mine.


Pregnancy Jokes,  Blonde Jokes Funny,  
    
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Why do blondes hold their hands tightly over their ears?

Because theyre desperately trying to hold in a thought
Why do blondes hold their hands tightly over their ears?

Because theyre desperately trying to hold in a thought


Ear Jokes,  Funny Blonde Jokes Clean,  
    
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What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.
What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.


Laptop Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  
    
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What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A golden retriever.
What do you call a blond with an actual brain?

A golden retriever.


Golden Retriever Jokes,  Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.
How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.


Confused Jokes,  Blonde Humor,  
    
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How do you confuse a blonde?

You dont. Theyre born that way.
How do you confuse a blonde?

You dont. Theyre born that way.


Confused Jokes,  Stupid Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.


Ipad Jokes,  Funny Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?

She couldnt find the eleven.
Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?

She couldnt find the eleven.


911 Jokes,  Quick Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Three blondes walk into a building.

Youd think at least one of them wouldve seen it.
Three blondes walk into a building.

Youd think at least one of them wouldve seen it.


Building Jokes,  The Best Blonde Jokes,  
    
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why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.
why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

to avoid getting hearing aids.


Condom Jokes,  Ear Jokes,  Ear Puns,  
    
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why do blondes make awful bank robbers?

because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
why do blondes make awful bank robbers?

because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.


Robber Jokes,  
    
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what do blondes and dog  have in common?

the older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.
what do blondes and dog have in common?

the older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.


Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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