Good Funny Quotes

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Once you break a $20, it's gone.. I swear
Once you break a $20, it's gone.. I swear

Funny Jokes,  Money Humor,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Trying to decide if I should pay off my credit card bill or buy this pre-made salad from whole foods
Trying to decide if I should pay off my credit card bill or buy this pre-made salad from whole foods

Funny Quotes,  Bills Jokes,  Debt Jokes,  
    
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A bad lawyer can drag a case out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
A bad lawyer can drag a case out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Lawyer Humor,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
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My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours
My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours

Funny Jokes,  Daily Funny Quotes,  
    
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if u bought these as a kid i bet u smoke  now
if u bought these as a kid i bet u smoke now

Memes,  Smoker Jokes,  
    
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pro tip: wing it

your eyeliner, your art, your life, your chicken..

wing that .
pro tip: wing it

your eyeliner, your art, your life, your chicken..

wing that .


Funny Jokes,  Life Humor,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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When you like your IG crush's pics and then they like yours back...that means yall go together, right?
When you like your IG crush's pics and then they like yours back...that means yall go together, right?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Crush Quotes,  Hahahaha,  
    
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sure sex is good, but have you ever had somebody scratch your back for a very long time?
sure sex is good, but have you ever had somebody scratch your back for a very long time?

Memes,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  
    
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When someone comments follow back

And they're not even following you
When someone comments follow back

And they're not even following you


Memes,  Instagram Funny Jokes,  Instagram Joke,  
    
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"can i go to the bathroom?"

teacher: "sure, & don't get lost like your dad...im just kidding!"
"can i go to the bathroom?"

teacher: "sure, & don't get lost like your dad...im just kidding!"


Memes,  Teacher Memes,  Teacher Humor,  
    
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Kim: I love you

Kanye: I love me too
KAPPITS (4)
Brenda: I Love U: Malek: I Love me too
Yassienia:: I love u more
Yassienia:: I love u
Lamar:: I love u
Kim: I love you

Kanye: I love me too


Funny Quotes,  Funny Love Quotes,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  
    
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come on friday, witc funky .

i been waitin' on you all week!
come on friday, witc funky .

i been waitin' on you all week!


Memes,  Funny Friday Pics,  Funny Friday Quotes,  
    
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talked all that 

made you  instantly
talked all that

made you instantly


Memes,  
    
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Bae: Which dress should I wear red or black?

Yeah
Bae: Which dress should I wear red or black?

Yeah


Memes,  Nfl Meme,  
    
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kanye west the type of niqqa to go to a job interview and say why do you think you deserve me in the work place
kanye west the type of niqqa to go to a job interview and say why do you think you deserve me in the work place

Funny Quotes,  Kanye West Jokes,  Funny Twitter Sayings,  
    
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