Good Halloween Jokes For Kids

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Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood


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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat.


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Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A: A ghoul Yule!


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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"


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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.


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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?

No one moved, they couldn't stir without her!


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Oh, boy...a baby Ruth!


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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.


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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.


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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.


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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.


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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'


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Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?

A: It fell off the wagon!


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Q: What did the pumpkins study at school?

A: Math!


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