Good Halloween Jokes

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Be safe this Halloween by getting a Kenyan minister to bless you with protection against all forms of witchcrafts.
Be safe this Halloween by getting a Kenyan minister to bless you with protection against all forms of witchcrafts.

Kenya Jokes,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  
    
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Yo mama is so ugly that people

Go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama is so ugly that people

Go as her for Halloween.


Yo Mama Comebacks,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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The best part of Halloween is the day after when all the candy goes on sale
The best part of Halloween is the day after when all the candy goes on sale

Funny Quotes,  Funny Relatable Posts,  
    
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Yeezy Halloween
Yeezy Halloween

Memes,  Funny Kanye West Quotes,  
    
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for halloween i'm putting a vending machine outside my use.  the kids, i've got rent to pay first of the month fam.
for halloween i'm putting a vending machine outside my use. the kids, i've got rent to pay first of the month fam.

Memes,  Lmao Jokes,  Best Halloween Jokes Ever,  
    
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I hereby quit society
I hereby quit society

Memes,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  Funny Costumes,  
    
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when people tell you

they don't like halloween
when people tell you

they don't like halloween


Memes,  Funny Halloween Images,  
    
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some of u z need to be men for halloween been acting like es all year
some of u z need to be men for halloween been acting like es all year

Funny Quotes,  Halloween Joke,  
    
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Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Funny Jokes,  Funny Halloween Sayings,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Funny Jokes,  Funny Halloween Sayings,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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"$1,000.00 fine" 

Silly string prohibited 

12am October 31 to
12:00 noon November 1st

It is "ILLEGAL" to possess, use, sell, or distribute silly string in public areas per LAMC 56.02
"$1,000.00 fine"

Silly string prohibited

12am October 31 to
12:00 noon November 1st

It is "ILLEGAL" to possess, use, sell, or distribute silly string in public areas per LAMC 56.02


Funny Facts,  Funny Laws,  Good Clean Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Krang-O-Lantern
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Krang-O-Lantern

Funny Pictures,  Pumpkin Puns,  
    
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last night, after i tught all of the trick or treaters were gone, a boy about 12 years old came to my use. he was dressed in all red. instead of saying 'trick or treat', he said 'i'm your period, sorry i'm late.

he got the rest of my candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation.
last night, after i tught all of the trick or treaters were gone, a boy about 12 years old came to my use. he was dressed in all red. instead of saying 'trick or treat', he said 'i'm your period, sorry i'm late.

he got the rest of my candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation.


Funny Jokes,  Punny,  Menstrual Cycle Jokes,  
    
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I don't have to use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a hot nurse. I do it every day.

Happy ER Nurses Week!
I don't have to use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a hot nurse. I do it every day.

Happy ER Nurses Week!


Funny Ecards,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Nursing Humor  
    
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This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.
This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  Government Jokes For Kids,  
    
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