Good Jokes One Liners

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No offence, Paul Walker

But it seems Vin Diesel has won the race.
No offence, Paul Walker

But it seems Vin Diesel has won the race.


Paul Walker Jokes,  Vin Diesel Jokes,  Race Car Jokes,  
    
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Oh Paul Walker is dead?

Tell me how big of a fan you were before he died
Oh Paul Walker is dead?

Tell me how big of a fan you were before he died


Paul Walker Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  One Liners Humor,  
    
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Five rand & zero rand
Five rand & zero rand

Jacob Zuma Jokes,  South Africa Jokes,  
    
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Van Rooyen: Thank you for the job Mr Pres I won't disappoint.

ZUMA: It's only for the weekend OKAY?
Van Rooyen: Thank you for the job Mr Pres I won't disappoint.

ZUMA: It's only for the weekend OKAY?


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  Images Of Jokes,  
    
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The last time Maryland won a NCAA men's lacrosse title

Gerald Ford was president

Dave Pietramala was 8

This was cool to wear
The last time Maryland won a NCAA men's lacrosse title

Gerald Ford was president

Dave Pietramala was 8

This was cool to wear


Jokes About Maryland,  Lacrosse Jokes,  Funny Sports Facts,  
    
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So you are against child labour? 

That "Made in Bangladesh" shirt looks so nice on you
So you are against child labour?

That "Made in Bangladesh" shirt looks so nice on you


Bangladesh Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  
    
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You will sleep with the fishes

If you vacation at that fun new resort in Aruba that's right on the shore
You will sleep with the fishes

If you vacation at that fun new resort in Aruba that's right on the shore


Aruba Jokes,  Italian Jokes One Liners,  Summer Vacation Jokes,  
    
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My report comes to the conclusion that cloud technology is of no use to this company. I'll upload it to Drop Box so you can take a look at it.
My report comes to the conclusion that cloud technology is of no use to this company. I'll upload it to Drop Box so you can take a look at it.

Telecommunication Jokes,  Free Funny Jokes,  Clean Jokes One Liners,  
    
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That's the trouble with these virtual desktops - there's nowhere to put your coffee cup down!
That's the trouble with these virtual desktops - there's nowhere to put your coffee cup down!

Coffee Joke,  Clean One Liners,  Best Clean Jokes,  
    
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I'm happy to report that I've done a full investigation of myself, and cleared myself of any wrongdoing!
I'm happy to report that I've done a full investigation of myself, and cleared myself of any wrongdoing!

Funny Jokes,  Hillary Clinton Meme,  Great Jokes Of The Day,  
    
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I'm learning to read!

Which is more than I can say about some drivers...
I'm learning to read!

Which is more than I can say about some drivers...


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Reading,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  
    
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, please...

i'm harvey specter
, please...

i'm harvey specter


Memes,  Harvey Jokes,  Television Memes,  
    
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Just... Don't expect me to be good at it or anything.
Just... Don't expect me to be good at it or anything.

Memes,  James Franco Meme,  
    
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I don't always listen to Billy Joel....

But when I do, so do the neighbors!
I don't always listen to Billy Joel....

But when I do, so do the neighbors!


Memes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  Billy Joel Jokes,  
    
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When you let somebody borrow ur iphone charger & they try to go home wit it
When you let somebody borrow ur iphone charger & they try to go home wit it

Memes,  Stealing Jokes,  
    
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