Good Lawyer Jokes

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''I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.''
''I'm in favor of same-sex marriage. Same-sex marriage will lead to same-sex divorce.''

    
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Man in hospital bed has two buttons: 
1) Nurse 
2) Lawyer
Man in hospital bed has two buttons:
1) Nurse
2) Lawyer


Injury Jokes,  Hospital Jokes One Liners,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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We became lawyers

To make a difference!
We became lawyers

To make a difference!


Lawyers Jokes,  The Best Jokes,  
    
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Lawyers have feelings, too

Allegedly.
Lawyers have feelings, too

Allegedly.


Best Lawyer Quotes,  Silly Jokes,  
    
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when u know god blessing all da trap , but yo mama want u to go to scol and become a lawyer
when u know god blessing all da trap , but yo mama want u to go to scol and become a lawyer

Memes,  Funny Kid Memes,  
    
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When the prosecutor trying to convict but your lawyer Jewish
When the prosecutor trying to convict but your lawyer Jewish

Memes,  Best Jewish Jokes,  
    
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You know how copper wire was invented? 

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
You know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


Memes,  Joke And Humor,  Copper Jokes,  
    
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If we elect lawyers to presidency

Why are we surprised when they lie
If we elect lawyers to presidency

Why are we surprised when they lie


Memes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

A tick falls off of you when you die.


Insect Puns,  Lawyer Humor  
    
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The author's lawyer defended her rights in the book case.

Lawyer Puns,  Writer Jokes  
    
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I know the prosecutor personally; 

He's all bark and no bite.
I know the prosecutor personally;

He's all bark and no bite.


Lawyer Dog (theme),  Short Funny Dog Jokes  
    
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Lawyer When I was a boy, my ambition was to be a pirate.
Client, Congratulations ! you have been successful.


Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Humor  
    
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were.
"Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated.
"Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?"
"Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"


Funny Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the woods?

Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.


Best Doctor Jokes,  Lawyer Humor  
    
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Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  Lawyer Jokes  
    
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