Good Office Jokes

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Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!
Dear Coworker,

Thank you for bringing your nose running coughing germ spewing self to the office today!


Coworker Jokes,  Bacteria Jokes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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it kind of es me off when you take my string cheese from the office fridge.
it kind of es me off when you take my string cheese from the office fridge.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'
'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Viking Jokes,  Office Jokes,  
    
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''I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.''
''I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.''

Office Jokes One Liners,  Office Jokes,  
    
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Sorry I tried to force you into an arranged office marriage, like the ones in some of those third-world offices.
Sorry I tried to force you into an arranged office marriage, like the ones in some of those third-world offices.

Office Jokes,  Work And Office Jokes,  
    
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''I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.''
''I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.''

Janitor Jokes,  Vacation Jokes,  Funny Vacation Quotes,  
    
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''No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.''
''No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.''

Office Jokes,  Janitor Jokes,  
    
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"I like to keep a few pictures of my loved ones on my desk''
"I like to keep a few pictures of my loved ones on my desk''

Office Jokes One Liners,  Money Jokes,  
    
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''My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?''
''My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?''

Funny Love Comics,  Perfume Jokes,  
    
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'''I'm trying to decide if it's more likely I know nothing about leading or everyone I work with knows nothing about following.''
'''I'm trying to decide if it's more likely I know nothing about leading or everyone I work with knows nothing about following.''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Boss Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Two desk bins: My Way and the Highway.
Two desk bins: My Way and the Highway.

Boss Jokes,  Funny Leadership Quotes,  Funny Office Comics,  
    
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''What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!''
''What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!''

Funny Leadership Quotes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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'Mentor? I'm sorry, I thought you wanted a TORmentor.'
'Mentor? I'm sorry, I thought you wanted a TORmentor.'

Torture Jokes,  Stupid Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.
What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.

Principal Jokes,  Good Email Jokes,  Email Jokes,  
    
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''For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.''
''For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.''

Principal Jokes,  Funny Office Comics,  
    
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