Good Puns

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A pun is a play on words and there are all types of puns about everything nowadays even in your favorite songs. The only puns you will see here are the good ones. Puns like using a broken pencil is pointless. Miners with lights on their helmets feel lightheaded and there are plenty more even better than these.

Here is where you will find good puns. The best puns that we have found from searching all over the Internet have been added here. We have even included some of the ones you have sent us.

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Lemon had lost his zest for life

I don't think I will be getting it back
Lemon had lost his zest for life

I don't think I will be getting it back


Sad Jokes,  Lemon Jokes,  Lemon Puns,  
    
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Pen pals
Pen pals

Corny Puns,  Pen Puns,  
    
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Did your date go well?

Yeah, we just clicked
Did your date go well?

Yeah, we just clicked


Dolphin Puns,  Date Jokes,  Dating Puns,  
    
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What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

I'll ketch up
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

I'll ketch up


Late Jokes,  Ketchup Jokes,  Tomato Puns,  
    
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accountants like to get fiscal
accountants like to get fiscal

Accounting Puns,  One Liner Adult Jokes,  
    
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From what I can tell by this paperwork 

Your financial situation is in ruff shape
From what I can tell by this paperwork

Your financial situation is in ruff shape


Accounting Puns,  Funny Dog Joke,  English Puns,  
    
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, i even saw that coming....
, i even saw that coming....

Ray Charles Meme,  Ray Charles Jokes,  Blind Person Jokes,  
    
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So,  the limo driver comes home with a check for 100 dollars

He says to his wife,  "I do all that work, and this is all I have to chauffeur it...
So, the limo driver comes home with a check for 100 dollars

He says to his wife, "I do all that work, and this is all I have to chauffeur it...


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Super Corny Jokes,  Limo Jokes,  
    
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In Alaska, I'm

Nome sweet nome
In Alaska, I'm

Nome sweet nome


Funny Jokes,  Alaska Jokes,  City Jokes,  
    
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i had sex on an elevator

it was wrong on so many levels
i had sex on an elevator

it was wrong on so many levels


Memes,  Elevator Puns,  
    
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All these Asians but all I wanted was Yu
All these Asians but all I wanted was Yu

Memes,  Asian Name Jokes,  
    
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Microbiology

"Excuse me, sir, would you mind getting the door for us?"
Microbiology

"Excuse me, sir, would you mind getting the door for us?"


Funny Jokes,  Biology Jokes,  Science Puns,  
    
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deez nuts

are tasty. i love fresh roasted peanuts.
deez nuts

are tasty. i love fresh roasted peanuts.


Meme,  Dad Meme,  
    
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u liek gardening? 

yah

then plant ur tulips on deez nuts
u liek gardening?

yah

then plant ur tulips on deez nuts


Meme,  Most Offensive Jokes,  
    
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