Good Rude Jokes

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I just bought my co-worker a 'get better soon' card. They're not sick I just think they could do better.
I just bought my co-worker a 'get better soon' card. They're not sick I just think they could do better.

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Get Well Jokes,  
    
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counselor: let's start with something you both have in common guy: well neither of us give the s counselor: lol got em
counselor: let's start with something you both have in common

guy: well neither of us give the s

counselor: lol got em

Memes,  Counseling Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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Doc: So we're gonna have to remove the eyes Girl: My eyes?! Doc: No, mine. You're hideous
Doc: So we're gonna have to remove the eyes

Girl: My eyes?!

Doc: No, mine. You're hideous

Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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girl: where will i find love? psychic: right here when you stop being a
girl: where will i find love?

psychic: right here when you stop being a

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Love,  
    
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girl: why don't u get up and catch a mouse for once cat: why don't you a boyfriend for once girl: ... cat: that's what i f**king tught margaret
girl: why don't u get up and catch a mouse for once

cat: why don't you a boyfriend for once

girl: ...

cat: that's what i f**king tught margaret

Memes,  Funny Cat Sayings,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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q: what do you call a ecuadorean fan with no arms and legs? a: trustworthy.
q: what do you call a ecuadorean fan with no arms and legs?

a: trustworthy.

Ecuador Jokes,  Good Racist Jokes,  Mean Insults,  
    
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During a disaster we evacuate women and children first So we can think about a solution in silence
During a disaster we evacuate women and children first

So we can think about a solution in silence

Memes,  Thinking Jokes,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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friend zone sing if you nope to a grope then gtfo
friend zone sing

if you nope to a grope then gtfo

Spooning Jokes,  Friendzone Jokes,  Funny Men Jokes For Women,  
    
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I just wanted to let you know how much my soul has died since you became principal.
I just wanted to let you know how much my soul has died since you became principal.

Principal Jokes,  Mean Jokes,  Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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Broke your phone and lost my number? Good
Broke your phone and lost my number?

Good

Funny Grumpy Cat,  Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Phone Number Meme,  
    
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His proud to be Peruvian See no one cares
His proud to be Peruvian

See no one cares

Peru Jokes,  No One Cares Memes,  
    
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Sometimes I feel ugly Then I think of my sister and feel better
Sometimes I feel ugly

Then I think of my sister and feel better

Ugly Sister Jokes,  Sister Memes,  
    
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some of y'all wake up every morning to post "on the way to the money" but look like you never made it there
some of y'all wake up every morning to post "on the way to the money" but look like you never made it there

Funny Jokes,  Best Put Downs,  Great Put Downs,  
    
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It's kind of cold. Well here, take my jacket. I love you. I'm cold too. Well damn Jackie! I can't control the weather!
It's kind of cold.

Well here, take my jacket.

I love you.

I'm cold too.

Well damn Jackie! I can't control the weather!

Memes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  
    
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sometimes i just wanna comment " you pregnant again?!" on some of these chicks pics.. but i'm trying to become a better person and god won't let me into heaven like that..
sometimes i just wanna comment " you pregnant again?!" on some of these chicks pics..

but i'm trying to become a better person and god won't let me into heaven like that..

Funny Jokes,  Rude One Liners,  
    
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