Good Story Jokes

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Woke up hungover to a $205 uber, gave the driver 1 star. Then I received 5 lovely images of my vomit from tech support.
Woke up hungover to a $205 uber, gave the driver 1 star. Then I received 5 lovely images of my vomit from tech support.

Uber Stories,  Uber Memes,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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i was on the pne with my friend, telling her about w my ex was trying to talk to me again meanwhile my uber driver is hearing or wle conversation.. once he dropped me off at my place he said, " him, you are one smart  girl with a good head on your sulders. he's ugly anyway. it made me feel 10x better. thanks uber guy.
i was on the pne with my friend, telling her about w my ex was trying to talk to me again meanwhile my uber driver is hearing or wle conversation.. once he dropped me off at my place he said, " him, you are one smart girl with a good head on your sulders. he's ugly anyway. it made me feel 10x better. thanks uber guy.

Uber Stories,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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So I've always used the same Uber driver. I liked his car and he was a nice guy. Anyways, he just randomly dropped off the map and wouldn't reply to texts and did't show up on the Uber app. He texted me last week and said "Sorry Haleigh I've been in jail, hit me up if you need a ride soon!" ....... Don't know if I'm gonna call him again.
So I've always used the same Uber driver. I liked his car and he was a nice guy. Anyways, he just randomly dropped off the map and wouldn't reply to texts and did't show up on the Uber app. He texted me last week and said "Sorry Haleigh I've been in jail, hit me up if you need a ride soon!" ....... Don't know if I'm gonna call him again.

Uber Stories,  Funny Uber Stories,  
    
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Hey kids, wanna know how I met your mother?

Too bad you'll have to wait 9 years to know that story
Hey kids, wanna know how I met your mother?

Too bad you'll have to wait 9 years to know that story


Memes,  Ted Meme,  Tv Show Jokes,  
    
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blonde jokes...

there is none...
all are true stories.
blonde jokes...

there is none...
all are true stories.


Demotivational Posters,  Blond Jokes,  
    
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Shortest Horror Story Ever: Computer is unable to connect to the internet.
Shortest Horror Story Ever: Computer is unable to connect to the internet.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Computer Jokes,  
    
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That moment when a fictional character dies and your whole life doesn't make sense anymore.
That moment when a fictional character dies and your whole life doesn't make sense anymore.

Relatable Posts,  Fictional Character Jokes,  
    
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cool story bro. wanna hear mine? it's a fairytale. once upon a time, nobody gave a .

then end.
cool story bro. wanna hear mine? it's a fairytale. once upon a time, nobody gave a .

then end.


Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  Dry Humor Jokes,  Cool Story Bro  
    
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These guys don't know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like "Yo! Stripes!" And the red guy started nodding and was like "striiiiiiiiiipes"
These guys don't know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like "Yo! Stripes!" And the red guy started nodding and was like "striiiiiiiiiipes&q uot;


College Funny Jokes,  Funny Internet Stuff,  
    
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Once upon a time, a man asked a girl to marry him, the girl said "no!" And she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking. She always had a clean house, never cooked and looked fabulous all the time. The end.
Once upon a time, a man asked a girl to marry him, the girl said "no!" And she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking. She always had a clean house, never cooked and looked fabulous all the time. The end.

Funny Woman Jokes,  Cute Jokes For Girls  
    
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This storeys called I am not afrad.

Once a little boy had a night maer and lived happly ever after.
This storeys called I am not afrad.

Once a little boy had a night maer and lived happly ever after.


Best Children Jokes,  Jokes About Dreams  
    
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Bad decisions make good stories.

Funny True Facts,  Story Jokes Clean,  
    
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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!


Basketball Jokes,  Athlete Jokes  
    
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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way.

"Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise."

"What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask.

She replied, "That's a miracle!"


Husband And Wife Jokes,  Old Couple Jokes  
    
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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads.

He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.

"They're L6 each," came the reply.

"Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man.

"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."


Best Animal Jokes,  Aardvark Jokes,  
    
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