Government Employee Jokes

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"Hey, we're government accountants. These numbers aren't supposed to add up."
"Hey, we're government accountants. These numbers aren't supposed to add up."

Funny Accounting Quotes,  Good Clean Jokes,  
    
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My brother asked me what it's like to work for the State, I sent him this.
My brother asked me what it's like to work for the State, I sent him this.

Memes,  Government Worker Jokes,  
    
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"Does the shutdown mean the government won't be transmitting orders directly into my brain anymore?"
"Does the shutdown mean the government won't be transmitting orders directly into my brain anymore?"

Memes,  Alex Jones Meme,  
    
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remember to pay your taxes so the secret service doesn't have to haggle over $47 with colombian okers.
remember to pay your taxes so the secret service doesn't have to haggle over $47 with colombian okers.

Funny Ecards,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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Pretty much everyone 

You encounter at the DMV
Pretty much everyone

You encounter at the DMV


Funny Jokes,  Images Of Funny Dogs,  
    
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Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...

U.S. Treasury Dept.
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...

U.S. Treasury Dept.


Funny Jokes,  Santa Comic,  Government Worker Jokes,  
    
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Am I interrupting something important?

Impossible. I work for the government.
Am I interrupting something important?

Impossible. I work for the government.


Funny Jokes,  Government Worker Jokes,  
    
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Doing your taxes on April Foll's day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government.
Doing your taxes on April Foll's day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government.

April Fools Jokes Ideas,  April Fools Ecards,  
    
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I don't know what the big deal is? 

Our government hasn't worked for years!
I don't know what the big deal is?

Our government hasn't worked for years!


Muppet Jokes,  Great Funny Quotes,  Government Memes  
    
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Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.


Light Bulbs Jokes,  Brain Teaser Questions,  Government Joke  
    
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Am I interrupting anything important?

Impossible, I work for the government.
Am I interrupting anything important?

Impossible, I work for the government.


Jokes On Government,  Funny Meme Jokes  
    
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House shuts down government, senate wants to censor the internet

Worst.Government.Ever.
House shuts down government, senate wants to censor the internet

Worst.Government.Ever.


Jokes On Government,  Government Joke,  
    
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You say you value your employees

But my paycheck determined that was a lie
You say you value your employees

But my paycheck determined that was a lie


Employee Jokes,  Funny Meme,  Maury Funny,  
    
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