Government Joke

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Government: You total tax is $4.08

Billionaires:
Government: You total tax is $4.08

Billionaires:


Memes,  Rich People Jokes,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes.

Me: How much do you owe?

Gov't: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have yo guess that number too,

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov't: You go to prison
Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes.

Me: How much do you owe?

Gov't: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have yo guess that number too,

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov't: You go to prison


Memes,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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Are we allowed to Purge during a government shutdown or is that kid of behavior not tolerated?

Asking for a friend.
Are we allowed to Purge during a government shutdown or is that kid of behavior not tolerated?

Asking for a friend.


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Drake dropped a new single at exactly midnight, the same exact time the entire government shut down. Coincidence? I think not.
Drake dropped a new single at exactly midnight, the same exact time the entire government shut down. Coincidence? I think not.

Memes,  Jokes About Drake,  
    
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The government

Banning bitcoin
The government

Banning bitcoin


Memes,  Bitcoin Meme,  
    
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Me when the government knocks on my door and asks for ID to join the war
Me when the government knocks on my door and asks for ID to join the war

Memes,  War Jokes,  
    
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Yeah if you could go ahead and actually fund NASA

That'd be great
Yeah if you could go ahead and actually fund NASA

That'd be great


Nasa Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  Office Space Lumbergh,  
    
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We told them the wealth

Would "trickle down"!
We told them the wealth

Would "trickle down"!


Gop Meme,  Republican Jokes,  Political Jokes 2016,  
    
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What if I told you

ISIS was supported by Saudi Arabia, CIA, and trained by the Pentagon
What if I told you

ISIS was supported by Saudi Arabia, CIA, and trained by the Pentagon


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Isis Jokes,  Saudi Arabia Jokes,  
    
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Do you want 1984?

Because Facebook is how you get 1984!
Do you want 1984?

Because Facebook is how you get 1984!


1984 Jokes,  Archer Jokes,  Facebook Funny Jokes,  
    
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Where is my copy of 1984?

I need it to run a nation!
Where is my copy of 1984?

I need it to run a nation!


1984 Jokes,  Book Humor,  
    
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1984 happens, the gov't actually monitors us, it's still going on 

10/21/15 happens, we don't have hoverboards,  everyone loses their minds
1984 happens, the gov't actually monitors us, it's still going on

10/21/15 happens, we don't have hoverboards, everyone loses their minds


1984 Jokes,  Funny Joker Quotes,  
    
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Writes a prophetic dystopian novel

Gets the year wrong
Writes a prophetic dystopian novel

Gets the year wrong


1984 Jokes,  George Meme,  Book Humor,  
    
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looks like you've had a bit too much to think!

support your local tught police

don't speak out or question.

closed minds stop tught crimes!
looks like you've had a bit too much to think!

support your local tught police

don't speak out or question.

closed minds stop tught crimes!


1984 Jokes,  Police Meme,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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usa turns into 1984 and no one bats an eye

i point it out, and the nsa reads my messages, rewrites it and backdates it, tortures me, and no one bats an eye
usa turns into 1984 and no one bats an eye

i point it out, and the nsa reads my messages, rewrites it and backdates it, tortures me, and no one bats an eye


1984 Jokes,  No One Bats An Eye,  Book Jokes,  
    
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