Government Joke

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Me when the government knocks on my door and asks for ID to join the war
Me when the government knocks on my door and asks for ID to join the war

Memes,  War Jokes,  
    
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Yeah if you could go ahead and actually fund NASA

That'd be great
Yeah if you could go ahead and actually fund NASA

That'd be great


Nasa Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  Office Space Lumbergh,  
    
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We told them the wealth

Would "trickle down"!
We told them the wealth

Would "trickle down"!


Gop Meme,  Republican Jokes,  Political Jokes 2016,  
    
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What if I told you

ISIS was supported by Saudi Arabia, CIA, and trained by the Pentagon
What if I told you

ISIS was supported by Saudi Arabia, CIA, and trained by the Pentagon


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Isis Jokes,  Saudi Arabia Jokes,  
    
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Where is my copy of 1984?

I need it to run a nation!
Where is my copy of 1984?

I need it to run a nation!


1984 Jokes,  Book Humor,  
    
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Do you want 1984?

Because Facebook is how you get 1984!
Do you want 1984?

Because Facebook is how you get 1984!


1984 Jokes,  Archer Jokes,  Facebook Funny Jokes,  
    
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Writes a prophetic dystopian novel

Gets the year wrong
Writes a prophetic dystopian novel

Gets the year wrong


1984 Jokes,  George Meme,  Book Humor,  
    
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1984 happens, the gov't actually monitors us, it's still going on 

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1984 happens, the gov't actually monitors us, it's still going on

10/21/15 happens, we don't have hoverboards, everyone loses their minds


1984 Jokes,  Funny Joker Quotes,  
    
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looks like you've had a bit too much to think!

support your local tught police

don't speak out or question.

closed minds stop tught crimes!
looks like you've had a bit too much to think!

support your local tught police

don't speak out or question.

closed minds stop tught crimes!


1984 Jokes,  Police Meme,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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usa turns into 1984 and no one bats an eye

i point it out, and the nsa reads my messages, rewrites it and backdates it, tortures me, and no one bats an eye
usa turns into 1984 and no one bats an eye

i point it out, and the nsa reads my messages, rewrites it and backdates it, tortures me, and no one bats an eye


1984 Jokes,  No One Bats An Eye,  Book Jokes,  
    
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You know what grinds my gears?

The governments common core standards
You know what grinds my gears?

The governments common core standards


Common Core Meme,  Grinds My Gears (theme),  
    
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''Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!''
''Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!''

Government Jokes One Liners,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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we suld be the government

we've been shutting people down for years
we suld be the government

we've been shutting people down for years


Memes,  Nick Saban Memes,  
    
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"Hey bro can I borrow your rights?"

Never returns them
"Hey bro can I borrow your rights?"

Never returns them


Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Scumbag Meme,  Government Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Constitution without a bill of rights

Y u no protect our natural rights?
Constitution without a bill of rights

Y u no protect our natural rights?


Y U No Meme (theme),  Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Y U No Jokes (theme),  
    
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