Government Jokes For Kids

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Protested the government

Before it was cool
Protested the government

Before it was cool


Memes,  Guy Fawkes Meme,  
    
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My hat is bread

Your Government is invalid
My hat is bread

Your Government is invalid


Meme,  Your Argument Is Invalid (theme),  
    
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This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.
This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  Good Halloween Jokes  
    
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The American revolution?

Aliens did it
The American revolution?

Aliens did it


Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  America Funny,  Alien Jokes,  
    
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I don't see what the big deal is?

Our government hasn't worked for years!
I don't see what the big deal is?

Our government hasn't worked for years!


Comedy Jokes For Kids,  Muppet Jokes  
    
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Next time you accuse a teenage girl of overreacting, just remember that a whole bunch of elderly white men shut down the government because they weren't getting their way.
Next time you accuse a teenage girl of overreacting, just remember that a whole bunch of elderly white men shut down the government because they weren't getting their way.

Funny Teenage Jokes,  16 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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The world actually did end.

The government covered it up.
The world actually did end.

The government covered it up.


Funny End Of The World Jokes,  Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  Alien Guy Meme,  
    
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What if my phone really does vibrate

But the government deletes my text before I see it?
What if my phone really does vibrate

But the government deletes my text before I see it?


Phone Meme,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Spy Jokes,  
    
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The government say I cant get my pension yet, as I am only 22.

I hate being born on a leap year

All my friends are 88.


Government Jokes,  Saved Money Jokes,  Leap Year Jokes,  
    
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Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.


Riddle Jokes For Teenagers,  White House Jokes,  
    
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One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government.

The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?"

The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."


Funny Homework Jokes,  Best Dad Jokes,  Government Joke  
    
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A SOCIALIST: You have two cows.

The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.


Political Funny Jokes,  Definition Jokes,  Cow Humor  
    
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Q: What do Obama's policies and clunkers have in common?

A: They both backfire.


Obama Puns,  Presidential Jokes  
    
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