Government Jokes One Liners

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When you realize that Spice Girls have more foreign policy experience than Donald Trump
When you realize that Spice Girls have more foreign policy experience than Donald Trump

Memes,  Political Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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When you were looking for a recipe but ended up browsing for 7 hours and now 9/11 was definitely an inside job
When you were looking for a recipe but ended up browsing for 7 hours and now 9/11 was definitely an inside job

Memes,  Online Jokes,  911 Memes,  
    
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sure you can trust the government! 

just ask a native american
sure you can trust the government!

just ask a native american


Racist Native Jokes,  Native Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Screw Parlimentary procedure Mr. President

Just #paybackthemoney
Screw Parlimentary procedure Mr. President

Just #paybackthemoney


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  Funny Presidential Jokes,  
    
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so, can we start calling this guy

a in prophet yet?
so, can we start calling this guy

a in prophet yet?


1984 Jokes,  Literature Jokes,  George Meme,  
    
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No... This isn't the fiscal cliff.
No... This isn't the fiscal cliff.

Rock Climbing Jokes,  Tax Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!''
''Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!''

Government Joke,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU
When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU

Memes,  Church Jokes One Liners,  Congress Jokes,  
    
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The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day

I know, because I built it
The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day

I know, because I built it


Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Machine Jokes,  
    
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What if 1984 has been altered

And is actually what the government wants me to read
What if 1984 has been altered

And is actually what the government wants me to read


Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  1984 Jokes,  Literature Jokes,  
    
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Thanks to me,

There is no bill of rights
Thanks to me,

There is no bill of rights


Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Funny Obama Slogans,  Funny Obama Quotes,  
    
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"Hey bro can I borrow your rights?"

Never returns them
"Hey bro can I borrow your rights?"

Never returns them


Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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Why federalist want a bill of rights?

Aliens
Why federalist want a bill of rights?

Aliens


Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Alien Guy Meme,  
    
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Not sure if the bill of rights is a good idea

Or a bad idea
Not sure if the bill of rights is a good idea

Or a bad idea


Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  
    
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Don't worry... All we have to do is keep moving forward

Economy
Don't worry... All we have to do is keep moving forward

Economy


Economics And Economist Jokes,  Bad Economy Jokes,  Economist Jokes,  
    
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