Government Jokes One Liners

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How long does the gov't have to be shut down before we can start calling dibs on tanks and stuff
How long does the gov't have to be shut down before we can start calling dibs on tanks and stuff

Memes,  Military Humor,  
    
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not sure why the fbi is mostly guys because a girls ability to find out is unmatched
not sure why the fbi is mostly guys because a girls ability to find out is unmatched

Memes,  Fbi Agent Jokes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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Broooooo, what did the government put in the pollen this year?
Broooooo, what did the government put in the pollen this year?

Memes,  Allergy Meme,  Will Smith Meme,  
    
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If the government can shutdown then why can't I
If the government can shutdown then why can't I

Memes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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When you realize that Spice Girls have more foreign policy experience than Donald Trump
When you realize that Spice Girls have more foreign policy experience than Donald Trump

Memes,  Political Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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When you were looking for a recipe but ended up browsing for 7 hours and now 9/11 was definitely an inside job
When you were looking for a recipe but ended up browsing for 7 hours and now 9/11 was definitely an inside job

Memes,  Online Jokes,  911 Memes,  
    
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sure you can trust the government! just ask a native american
sure you can trust the government!

just ask a native american

Racist Native Jokes,  Native Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Screw Parlimentary procedure Mr. President Just #paybackthemoney
Screw Parlimentary procedure Mr. President

Just #paybackthemoney

Jacob Zuma Jokes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  Funny Presidential Jokes,  
    
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so, can we start calling this guy a in prophet yet?
so, can we start calling this guy

a in prophet yet?

1984 Jokes,  Literature Jokes,  George Meme,  
    
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No... This isn't the fiscal cliff.
No... This isn't the fiscal cliff.

Rock Climbing Jokes,  Tax Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!''
''Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!''

Government Joke,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU
When you get lost on the way to night service and end up in Congress #SOTU

Memes,  Church Jokes One Liners,  Congress Jokes,  
    
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The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day I know, because I built it
The government has a secret system: A machine that spies on you every hour of every day

I know, because I built it

Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Machine Jokes,  
    
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What if 1984 has been altered And is actually what the government wants me to read
What if 1984 has been altered

And is actually what the government wants me to read

Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  1984 Jokes,  Literature Jokes,  
    
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Thanks to me, There is no bill of rights
Thanks to me,

There is no bill of rights

Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Funny Obama Slogans,  Funny Obama Quotes,  
    
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