Government Jokes

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Government jokesWhat if I told you the government has no idea what it's doing?
You thought the government was safe? Not even close. The jokes keep coming especially on the joke of thinking you’ll have a pension when you retire unfortunately that’s a joke in itself. It doesn’t matter if you’re democrat or republican the whole legislature catches it in this section. There are many different ways of laziness from the government and people in general. How about after one of your friends has taken too many drinks to the head or too many puffs and ready to spit knowledge about how they hate their government. Instead they’re too comfortable to get motivated to do anything about it. So stand up, put your hand over your heart and salute. Get star spangled bannered with the governmental hilarity.

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A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now
A group of baboons is called a Congress

It's all clear to me now


Memes,  Baboon Jokes,  Animal Jokes,  
    
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You think what the CIA did was torture 

Try studying for a statistics final
You think what the CIA did was torture

Try studying for a statistics final


Torture Jokes,  George Bush Meme,  
    
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guns don't kill people

the government does
guns don't kill people

the government does


Gun Jokes,  Dale Meme,  
    
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Take the first a out of NASA
Take the first a out of NASA

Nasa Jokes,  Nsa Jokes,  
    
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Saudi Arabia heading the U.N. Human Rights panel?

Donald Trump heading the US Presidential race?
Saudi Arabia heading the U.N. Human Rights panel?

Donald Trump heading the US Presidential race?


Saudi Arabia Jokes,  Confused Black Girl Meme (theme),  Donald Trump Memes,  
    
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welcome to north carolina

where the government sucks  but makes it illegal
welcome to north carolina

where the government sucks but makes it illegal


Jokes About North Carolina,  
    
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Well, home crusher you'll have to get through me first...
Well, home crusher you'll have to get through me first...

Nevada Jokes,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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The telescreen could be dimmed

But there was no way of shutting it off completely
The telescreen could be dimmed

But there was no way of shutting it off completely


1984 Jokes,  Xbox Memes,  Xbox Jokes,  
    
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Government shutdown

It's cool... I was off anyway
Government shutdown

It's cool... I was off anyway


Government,  Tommy No Job,  
    
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My withheld taxes

Are an interest-free loan to the government
My withheld taxes

Are an interest-free loan to the government


Memes,  Taxes Meme,  Sudden Realization Ralph (theme),  
    
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Did I receive assistance during the great depression?

No, we had pride and self-respect; we traveled town to town searching for and inquiring about work.
Did I receive assistance during the great depression?

No, we had pride and self-respect; we traveled town to town searching for and inquiring about work.


Great Depression Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  
    
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Im in ur computerz

Stealin ur internets
Im in ur computerz

Stealin ur internets


Computer Memes,  Barack Obama Jokes,  Liberal Memes,  
    
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Government needs to be scaled back to what it was in the 90s

The 1790s
Government needs to be scaled back to what it was in the 90s

The 1790s


Anti Government Jokes,  Conservative Memes,  
    
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What if there is no conspiracy and our government really is that stupid?
What if there is no conspiracy and our government really is that stupid?

Memes,  Andy Griffith Jokes,  
    
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