Graduation Puns

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Graduation punsShoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
Valedictorian, last day of school, no more homework, school can kiss my ass! Yep who can forget that last day of school, that day you know you finished? Annnnd then reality hits. The real world and we’re not talking about MTV. Look how fast you want to crawl back to that school life without worries. Student Loan jokes are an abundance in this area. You have your variety college jokes, college jokes one-liners, alcohol puns, ironic jokes and short college jokes. You’re going to love those jokes on the highest alcohol rate in your favorite university. And we can’t forget the infamous, “I got a degree and still work at McDonalds” jokes. There’s nothing wrong in majoring in “the game of loans” because Sallie Mae will be a knocking.

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"You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops
"You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops

Diploma Jokes,  Graduation Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.''
''I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.''

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nobody likes a smart bob!
nobody likes a smart bob!

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Now this cylinder and I are both graduated
Now this cylinder and I are both graduated

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at my sister's high scol graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early. my dad turns to me and said "oops, premature eclapulation..." i'm pretty sure he's still laughing at himself to this day.
at my sister's high scol graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early. my dad turns to me and said "oops, premature eclapulation..." i'm pretty sure he's still laughing at himself to this day.

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irish: Happy Graduation inxan
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irish: Congratulations on earning a degree in something you don't remotely want to do with your life.
Congratulations on earning a degree in something you don't remotely want to do with your life.

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sorry your apartment after graduation won't even be as nice as the crappy ones on girls.
sorry your apartment after graduation won't even be as nice as the crappy ones on girls.

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Happy graduation... you are officially an unemployed alcoholic!
Happy graduation... you are officially an unemployed alcoholic!

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I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.
I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Graduation Wishes,  Funny Graduation Ecards,  Worlds Funniest Jokes,  
    
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Graduating class

From Douche-bag high school
Graduating class

From Douche-bag high school


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I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation.
I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation.

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Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's facebook status updates.
Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's facebook status updates.

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