Graduation Speech Jokes

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Collage diploma's Are just fancy receipt's
Collage diploma's

Are just fancy receipt's

Diploma Jokes,  School And Education Jokes,  
    
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''Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over."
''Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over."

Diploma Jokes,  Short College Jokes,  College Joke,  
    
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''This is a bogus diploma. You get the real one after you repay your student loans.''
''This is a bogus diploma. You get the real one after you repay your student loans.''

Diploma Jokes,  Student Loans Meme,  Student Loan Jokes,  
    
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Let me take this opportunity to let you know I'm ready for any odd jobs...
Let me take this opportunity to let you know I'm ready for any odd jobs...

Diploma Jokes,  Graduation Jokes One Liners,  Graduation Humor Jokes,  
    
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This qualifies you to make educated guesses
This qualifies you to make educated guesses

Education Jokes,  Funny Education Quotes,  
    
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''Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.''
''Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.''

Diploma Jokes,  Funny Graduation Sayings,  Graduation Humor Jokes,  
    
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''Congratulations. This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their own diplomas.''
''Congratulations. This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their own diplomas.''

Diploma Jokes,  Graduation Humor,  Graduate Jokes,  
    
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College graduates make more money than high-school graduates. High-school graduates can afford to get married, but college graduates can afford to get divorced.
College graduates make more money than high-school graduates. High-school graduates can afford to get married, but college graduates can afford to get divorced.

Funny College Facts,  Funny High School Jokes,  
    
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Some college students graduate with honors. But a lot more graduate with debts.
Some college students graduate with honors. But a lot more graduate with debts.

Jokes For College Students,  Debt Jokes,  
    
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I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."

Best One Liner Jokes,  High School Jokes,  
    
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Remember, if you don't want your pimples to show in your graduation picture, do like I did--wear a ski mask.
Remember, if you don't want your pimples to show in your graduation picture, do like I did--wear a ski mask.

Funny Graduation Sayings,  Pimple Jokes,  
    
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The best thing about graduation is realizing that the commencement address is the last boring lecture youll ever have to listen to in school.
The best thing about graduation is realizing that the commencement address is the last boring lecture youll ever have to listen to in school.

Funny School Quotes,  Funny College Quotes,  
    
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Graduation Day is that memorable occasion when the dean hands you your diploma and your parents hand you the Help-Wanted Section.
Graduation Day is that memorable occasion when the dean hands you your diploma and your parents hand you the Help-Wanted Section.

Graduate Jokes,  Parents Jokes,  
    
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Graduation is the last time you'll see your teachers' smiling faces. That's why they're smiling.
Graduation is the last time you'll see your teachers' smiling faces. That's why they're smiling.

Funny Teacher And Student Jokes,  Best Teacher Jokes,  
    
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One thing you learn from looking at high school graduation photos -- there's a fortune to be made in dermatology.
One thing you learn from looking at high school graduation photos -- there's a fortune to be made in dermatology.

Funny High School Jokes,  Acne Jokes,  
    
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