Grand Canyon Jokes

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The Grand Canyon is in Arizona and is one of the Seven Wonders of the World. The latter part would explain why it’s often compared to a woman’s lady bits, but when you consider the size you know it can’t be in a good way. Let’s face it there is really no way that comparison could be remotely considered ok lol.

Here we have the most popular and viral grand canyon jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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w was the grandy canyon formed? a jew dropped a penny down a manwle! happy purim!
w was the grandy canyon formed?
a jew dropped a penny down a manwle!

happy purim!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Racist Jew Joke,  
    
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On a recent trip to the Grand Canyon, I was reprimanded for taking this picture. Totally worth it....
On a recent trip to the Grand Canyon, I was reprimanded for taking this picture.

Totally worth it....

Memes,  Squirrel Memes,  
    
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Has the balls to cross a 1,500 foot canyon on a 2 inch cable Yahoo complains that it wasn't really the "Grand canyon"
Has the balls to cross a 1,500 foot canyon on a 2 inch cable

Yahoo complains that it wasn't really the "Grand canyon"

Memes,  Yahoo Jokes,  
    
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yo mama so fat when she bent down, the grand canyon got jealous.
yo mama so fat

when she bent down, the grand canyon got jealous.

Your Mama So Fat,  Kevin Hart Meme,  
    
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My hoveround Took me to the Grand Canyon
My hoveround

Took me to the Grand Canyon

Funny Old People Pictures,  Lmfao,  
    
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All these cliffs And I still can't fall for you
All these cliffs

And I still can't fall for you

Insulting Jokes,  Dating Fail,  
    
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Takes picture pretending to fall off Grand Canyon Actually falls off
Takes picture pretending to fall off Grand Canyon

Actually falls off

Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  Falling Jokes,  
    
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Come on kids, get your first look at the Grand Canyo... ...Oh crap.
Come on kids, get your first look at the Grand Canyo...

...Oh crap.

Vacation Jokes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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Think, Stanley, think! Where did you stash those dang acorns?
Think, Stanley, think!

Where did you stash those dang acorns?

Squirrel Memes,  Animal Humor,  
    
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Jeep Roads? Where are we going, we don't need roads.
Jeep

Roads? Where are we going, we don't need roads.

Jeep Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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Chuck Norris played rock paper sissors with a desert The desert chose rock he chose sissors Then the Grand Canyon was made
Chuck Norris played rock paper sissors with a desert

The desert chose rock he chose sissors

Then the Grand Canyon was made

Corny Joke List,  Bad Pun Dog,  Chuck Norris Joke List,  
    
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Scar! Broth-brother, help me!
Scar! Broth-brother, help me!

Lion King Meme,  Falling Jokes,  
    
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Grand canyon Lose yourself. Then lose the kids. We won't tell anyone.
Grand canyon

Lose yourself. Then lose the kids. We won't tell anyone.

Parenting Humor,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole.

Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Stupid Memes,  
    
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Crying is only okay in two places Funerals and the Grand Canyon
Crying is only okay in two places

Funerals and the Grand Canyon

Crying Jokes,  Funeral Jokes,  
    
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