Grandma Jokes

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My grandmother has a new "friend" at her retirement community. He takes her shopping and to get her hair and nails done.

She told me his wife doesn't mind because she has Alzheimer's

Ma'am
My grandmother has a new "friend" at her retirement community. He takes her shopping and to get her hair and nails done.

She told me his wife doesn't mind because she has Alzheimer's

Ma'am


Memes,  Grandmother Jokes,  
    
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Grandma got run over

By a reindeer? Haha

No bus. Meet at hospital
Grandma got run over

By a reindeer? Haha

No bus. Meet at hospital


Memes,  Funny Text Message Fails,  
    
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My grandma tries to avoid her neighbor who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had:

Him: Have you eaten dinner yet

Her: I don't eat
My grandma tries to avoid her neighbor who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had:

Him: Have you eaten dinner yet

Her: I don't eat


Memes,  Neighbor Humor,  
    
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"when i was your age i owned my own use"

shut the  up pauline they cost about 6 grand back then you ing fossil.
"when i was your age i owned my own use"

shut the up pauline they cost about 6 grand back then you ing fossil.


Memes,  Very Rude Insults,  
    
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Me: Thanks for watching the kids mom. Please don't feed them sugar.

Grandma: I won't!

[4 seconds after I leave]
Me: Thanks for watching the kids mom. Please don't feed them sugar.

Grandma: I won't!

[4 seconds after I leave]


Memes,  Sugar Jokes,  
    
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When grandma says "I miss the baby"
When grandma says "I miss the baby"

Memes,  Grandparent Jokes,  
    
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... Imagine forgetting that Gramma's on the porch
... Imagine forgetting that Gramma's on the porch

Memes,  House Jokes,  
    
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How this dog look like every grandma after 9pm
How this dog look like every grandma after 9pm

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  Funny Look Alikes,  
    
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why does grandma so this

your grandma strong as
why does grandma so this

your grandma strong as


Memes,  Funny Tweets,  
    
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Denzel Washington looks like your grandma when she can sense your parents haven't fed you yet
Denzel Washington looks like your grandma when she can sense your parents haven't fed you yet

Memes,  Denzel Washington Jokes,  Funny Look Alikes,  
    
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Me: I'm hungry, but I guess I can just wait eat.

Grandma:
Me: I'm hungry, but I guess I can just wait eat.

Grandma:


Memes,  Hungry Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Normal blood cells

Grandma blood cells
Normal blood cells

Grandma blood cells


Memes,  Candy Puns,  Blood Puns,  
    
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When ur grandma wants to give you money, but she doesn't want ur parents to see how much

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah
When ur grandma wants to give you money, but she doesn't want ur parents to see how much

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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When ya grandma is still praying 20 mins later and u ain't eat all day #
When ya grandma is still praying 20 mins later and u ain't eat all day #

Memes,  Jokes About Prayer,  Thanksgiving With Black Families,  
    
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When gram asks if you want a take-home plate
When gram asks if you want a take-home plate

Memes,  Jokes About Thanksgiving,  Food One Liners,  
    
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