Grandpa Jokes

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"grandpa look, there are local babes in our area"

"i've been plowing  for 88 years jim, i think i got this"
"grandpa look, there are local babes in our area"

"i've been plowing for 88 years jim, i think i got this"


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When it's Labor Day and you see your grandpa eat like seven fucking hot dogs
When it's Labor Day and you see your grandpa eat like seven fucking hot dogs

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My Grandfather has Alzheimer's and everyday has to re-learn what they did to Harambe. It never gets any easier.
My Grandfather has Alzheimer's and everyday has to re-learn what they did to Harambe. It never gets any easier.

Memes,  Alzheimer Joke,  
    
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Someone offered my grandpa a preferred seat for the elderly on the subway and he did this
Someone offered my grandpa a preferred seat for the elderly on the subway and he did this

Memes,  Subway Meme,  
    
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grandpa: here's another joke - what has 4 legs but isn't alive?

boy: a chair haha, nice try gran

grandpa: its ur dog, he's dead jimmy
grandpa: here's another joke - what has 4 legs but isn't alive?

boy: a chair haha, nice try gran

grandpa: its ur dog, he's dead jimmy


Memes,  Dead Dog Jokes,  
    
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Boy: Hold on grandpa I'm gonna hit my vape real quick

Gpa: Back in my day we didn't have vapes you got cancer and liked it
Boy: Hold on grandpa I'm gonna hit my vape real quick

Gpa: Back in my day we didn't have vapes you got cancer and liked it


Memes,  Vape Memes,  Funny Cancer Sayings,  
    
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boy: i can't believe i won

grandpa: it's best of 3 you little > cut me off again and it's back to the orphanage
boy: i can't believe i won

grandpa: it's best of 3 you little > cut me off again and it's back to the orphanage


Memes,  Orphan Jokes,  Racing Jokes,  
    
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Grandpa: And remember, why do we never call girls fat?

Boy: Because elephants never forget
Grandpa: And remember, why do we never call girls fat?

Boy: Because elephants never forget


Memes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  Elephant Puns,  
    
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Kid: Grandma says you forget my name because you have Alzheimer's. Is that true?

Grandpa: Haha no I forget cuz I don't care.
Kid: Grandma says you forget my name because you have Alzheimer's. Is that true?

Grandpa: Haha no I forget cuz I don't care.


Memes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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man: i pe i go as peacefully as grandpa. 

woman: peacefully? he killed 4 people in a car crash!

man: ya, but at least he was asleep when he did it.
man: i pe i go as peacefully as grandpa.

woman: peacefully? he killed 4 people in a car crash!

man: ya, but at least he was asleep when he did it.


Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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i'll never forget my grandfathers last words:

"stop shaking the ladder you little "
i'll never forget my grandfathers last words:

"stop shaking the ladder you little "


Memes,  Grandparent Jokes,  Funny Captions For Photos,  
    
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madea gets a booty call

"you had me at ur"
madea gets a booty call

"you had me at ur"


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Mr Steal your Grandma
Mr Steal your Grandma

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kid: gradpa are you reed?

grandpa: haha i think you mean retired

kid: did i say retired you dumb ?
kid: gradpa are you reed?

grandpa: haha i think you mean retired

kid: did i say retired you dumb ?


Memes,  Funny Retirement Sayings,  
    
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When your grandaddy got the machine that turn Steve Urkel into Stephon....
When your grandaddy got the machine that turn Steve Urkel into Stephon....

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