Grape Jokes

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If fruit is supposed to be so good for us, then it's obvious that fermented grapes must be great for us. They must be especially beneficial when had with dinner every night. Perfect for gossiping, especially when hanging around the grapevine getting the latest tea from Kermit on everyone in the neighborhood.

Here we have the most popular and viral grape jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
I hate grapes. They discuss me

What they be sayin?
I hate grapes. They discuss me

What they be sayin?


Memes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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When you try to catch a grape in your mouth and it bounces off your tooth
When you try to catch a grape in your mouth and it bounces off your tooth

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Last year v this year.. glad we've matured
Last year v this year.. glad we've matured

Memes,  Wine Jokes,  
    
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what type of grapes do indians like? 

gangrapes
what type of grapes do indians like?

gangrapes


Grape Puns,  Offensive Indian Jokes,  
    
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Sorry you're sick! Do you want your medicine in grape death or cherry death flavor?
Sorry you're sick! Do you want your medicine in grape death or cherry death flavor?

Cherry Jokes,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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When someone sees me eating the grapes at the grocery store
When someone sees me eating the grapes at the grocery store

Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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If you could rehydrate the raisins

That would be grapes
If you could rehydrate the raisins

That would be grapes


Memes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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That is a berry nice hat

You look grape!
That is a berry nice hat

You look grape!


Memes,  Berry Jokes,  
    
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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty grape!

Planet of the Grapes
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty grape!

Planet of the Grapes


Funny Comic Cartoons,  Grape Puns,  
    
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What is round, purple and almost conquered the world?
What is round, purple and almost conquered the world?

Funny Jokes,  Funny History Facts,  Grape Puns,  
    
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I can't believe they spelt our name wrong

It's a

not i

Gripes
I can't believe they spelt our name wrong

It's a

not i

Gripes


Funny Jokes,  Complaining Jokes,  Disappointed Quotes,  
    
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Did you hear about the dead grape

It's raisin hell
Did you hear about the dead grape

It's raisin hell


Funny Jokes,  Grape Puns,  
    
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Sour Grapes and Bitter Lemon

A whole lotta hate!
Sour Grapes and Bitter Lemon

A whole lotta hate!


Funny Jokes,  Lemon Puns,  Lemon Jokes,  
    
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Yeah if you could just rehydrate those raisins

That would be grapes
Yeah if you could just rehydrate those raisins

That would be grapes


Memes,  Grape Puns,  
    
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It's a rumour!

No it's true!

We're gossiping grapes!

Heard it on the grapevine
It's a rumour!

No it's true!

We're gossiping grapes!

Heard it on the grapevine


Funny Jokes,  Gossip Jokes,  Grape Puns,  
    
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