Grape Puns

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Grape punsI'm gonna grape you
Have you heard through the grapevine that it is absolutely impossible to grow seedless grapes? Seriously, how does one grow anything with no seeds of any kind? However, they do it they taste grape to me.

Most grape puns are plays on words that look and sound similar to grape, like great, ape and unfortunately rape. We have added the best grape puns for friends from all across the Internet. We have taken anything popular and viral jokes we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them.

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what type of grapes do indians like? 

gangrapes
what type of grapes do indians like?

gangrapes


Grape Jokes,  Offensive Indian Jokes,  
    
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How've you guys bean?

Just peachy!

I'm grape!
How've you guys bean?

Just peachy!

I'm grape!


Bean Puns,  Peach Puns,  
    
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You did a grape job

Raisin me
You did a grape job

Raisin me


Sweet Puns,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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If you could rehydrate the raisins

That would be grapes
If you could rehydrate the raisins

That would be grapes


Memes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty grape!

Planet of the Grapes
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty grape!

Planet of the Grapes


Funny Comic Cartoons,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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What is round, purple and almost conquered the world?
What is round, purple and almost conquered the world?

Funny Jokes,  Funny History Facts,  
    
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Alexander the Grape
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Amy the Grape: No grape gets by me!
Alexander the Grape

Funny Jokes,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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I can't believe they spelt our name wrong

It's a

not i

Gripes
I can't believe they spelt our name wrong

It's a

not i

Gripes


Funny Jokes,  Complaining Jokes,  Disappointed Quotes,  
    
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Did you hear about the dead grape

It's raisin hell
Did you hear about the dead grape

It's raisin hell


Funny Jokes,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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I think I might be adopted!

The Grape Family
I think I might be adopted!

The Grape Family


Funny Jokes,  Funny Fruit Images,  Fruit Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Sour Grapes and Bitter Lemon

A whole lotta hate!
Sour Grapes and Bitter Lemon

A whole lotta hate!


Funny Jokes,  Lemon Puns,  Lemon Jokes,  
    
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Yeah if you could just rehydrate those raisins

That would be grapes
Yeah if you could just rehydrate those raisins

That would be grapes


Memes,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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When you get wine hangover it's called

The grape depression
When you get wine hangover it's called

The grape depression


Funny Jokes,  Great Depression Jokes,  Funny Hangover Sayings,  
    
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It's a rumour!

No it's true!

We're gossiping grapes!

Heard it on the grapevine
It's a rumour!

No it's true!

We're gossiping grapes!

Heard it on the grapevine


Funny Jokes,  Gossip Jokes,  
    
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Stop smiling! What do you think you are, some fun guy

Shucks yer just sour grapes
Stop smiling! What do you think you are, some fun guy

Shucks yer just sour grapes


Funny Jokes,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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