Great Aussie Jokes

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You know you're Australian when, you call McDonald's Maccas.
You know you're Australian when, you call McDonald's Maccas.

Australian Jokes One Liners,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you describe a well-balanced Australian?

A: One with a chip on both shoulders.


Best Aussie Jokes,  Australian Jokes  
    
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What do you say to an Aussie with a job? Big Mac please.

Best Aussie Jokes,  Australian Jokes  
    
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Q. What's small, furry and bright purple?
A. A koala holding its breath!


Koala Bear Jokes,  Best Aussie Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?

A. Because he was a double-crosser!


Stupid Kid Jokes,  Australian Jokes  
    
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Whats the height of optimism?

An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.


Racist Aussie Jokes,  Racist Australian Jokes,  Sun Tan Jokes,  Optimist Humor,  
    
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Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the crease?

The woman who irons their cricket whites.


Hilarious Woman Jokes,  Sports Humor  
    
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Q: Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?

A: Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!


Australian Jokes,  Australia Jokes  
    
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