Great Bar Jokes

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when you find out she has a boyfriend after spending $50 on drinks for her at the bar

why don't you go back to your me on  island?
when you find out she has a boyfriend after spending $50 on drinks for her at the bar

why don't you go back to your me on island?


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When you're 12 beers deep at the bar and some guy you've never met is now your best friend for the night.
When you're 12 beers deep at the bar and some guy you've never met is now your best friend for the night.

Memes,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  
    
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Bloody Mary

It's what you get at an ebola bar
Bloody Mary

It's what you get at an ebola bar


Memes,  Bloody Mary Jokes,  Ebola Meme,  
    
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the only things i love more than an open mind is an open bar.
the only things i love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Funny Ecards,  Women Jokes Funny,  
    
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happy friday

see you at the  bar
happy friday

see you at the bar


Meme,  Happy Friday Funny,  One Direction Gay Jokes,  
    
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screw soccer. if i wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, i'd just go bar pping with my loser friends.
screw soccer. if i wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, i'd just go bar pping with my loser friends.

Funny Ecards,  Good Bar Jokes,  Soccer Jokes  
    
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hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 yea!
hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

yea!


Did It Hurt Jokes,  Ugly Women Jokes,  Funny Online Comics  
    
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Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O, too."

The second man dies.
Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O, too."

The second man dies.


Water Jokes For Kids,  Oxygen Jokes,  Good Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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A man walks into a bar. Once inside, because the light is bad in those places and they are rarely up to code, he walks into a metal rod."Ouch," he says.The manager apologizes, promises to put a warning sign on the metal rod, and gives him a coupon for 25% off his next visit.

Good Bar Jokes,  Jokes To Tell Your Grandma,  Coupon Joke,  
    
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A priest, a rabbi, and a one-armed French escort walk into a bar. After some initial japery, they all agree to be sensitive to each others' religions and nationalities, and order a pitcher of root beer to share.

Best Bar Jokes,  Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes  
    
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

Laloo Jokes,  Political Insults  
    
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So a blind man walks into a bar...

The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the man sitting on the other side of me is 6'2, 250lbs, and a rugby player. The guy sitting next to you is pushing 300, 6'6, and he's a wrestler.

We're ALL blond. So you think about it mister, do you really wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied "No, not if I have to explain it five times."


Best Bar Jokes,  Funny Stereotypes,  Blond Jokes  
    
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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes?

You see, it had no atmosphere


Good Bar Jokes,  Best Bar Jokes,  Haha  
    
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Harry: Doctor, my wife is unfaithful. Every evening she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. I am going crazy. Please help.

Doctor: Relax, take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me where exactly is Larry's bar?


Man And Wife Jokes,  Man And Woman Jokes,  
    
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