Great Chat Up Lines

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Girl, you are hotter than fish grease on a Mississippi stove top!
Girl, you are hotter than fish grease on a Mississippi stove top!

Jokes About Mississippi,  Mississippi Jokes,  One Line Chat Up Lines,  
    
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lets go in the supply closet and make out!! see you in 5 minutes.
lets go in the supply closet and make out!! see you in 5 minutes.

Make Out Jokes,  Cheap Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I like your face. Let's make out.
I like your face. Let's make out.

Make Out Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  
    
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its a new day , a  new year so ... let a  hit
its a new day , a new year so ... let a hit

Memes,  New Year Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Vitaly Goes MILF-Hunting, Gets Moms Numbers In Front Of Their Kids (Video)
YouTube prankster Vitaly picks up milfs in a local park.

Pranks,  Funny Pick Up Lines,  Pick Up Line Jokes,  
    
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You can't melt the wall,

But you melt my heart.
You can't melt the wall,

But you melt my heart.


Funny Jokes,  Cute Cheesy Love Jokes,  
    
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Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

Corny Chat Up Lines,  Nerd Chat Up Lines  
    
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Do you have any raisins?

How about a date then?


Pick Up Line,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Pick a number between 1 and 10

3?

Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.


Short Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Guys  
    
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Fat Penguin!

WHAT?

I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


Penguin Joke,  Pick Up Line,  
    
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KAPPITS (2)
Coolassin: Hay
Coolassin: Sup
If I had a nickle for every time a saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  Best Chat Up Lines,  
    
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On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9....And I'm the 1 you need.

Chat Up Lines For Men,  100 Best Chat Up Lines,  
    
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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

100 Best Chat Up Lines,  Smooth Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Boy: "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"

Girl: (Why?)

Boy: "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"


100 Best Chat Up Lines,  Female Chat Up Lines  
    
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are you terms and conitions?

because i want to blindly accept everything you say
are you terms and conitions?

because i want to blindly accept everything you say


Hilarious Chat Up Lines,  Make Out Jokes,  
    
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