Great Clean Jokes

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Gets new car

Blue Toyota Tacoma
Gets new car

Blue Toyota Tacoma


Toyota Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  Truck Jokes,  
    
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"If I win power ball I'm going to pay someone to clean my kids room and with the other $8 I'm going to buy chicken wings."
"If I win power ball I'm going to pay someone to clean my kids room and with the other $8 I'm going to buy chicken wings."

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Lottery Jokes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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They should make an album of songs done by each one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends, telling they side of the story.
They should make an album of songs done by each one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends, telling they side of the story.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Jokes About Taylor Swift,  
    
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Could you tell us a story tonight without the teleprompters?
Could you tell us a story tonight without the teleprompters?

Funny Obama Comics,  Top Ten Jokes 2015,  
    
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Run for your life! There are stupid people everywhere!
Run for your life! There are stupid people everywhere!

Minion Memes,  Stupid One Liner Jokes,  Jokes Of 2015,  
    
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. 

Unless you a lawyer, in which case you should go to the courthouse and get an order requiring the building of said door.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Unless you a lawyer, in which case you should go to the courthouse and get an order requiring the building of said door.


Opportunity Jokes,  Inspirational Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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Come on!

What's keeping him?!

That husband of mine is so inconsiderate!

This is the last time I take him grocery shopping with me. 

I'm finished shopping but he's nowhere to be found!

I'll bet he met someone he knows and they're having a gab fest somewhere!

What's keeping him?! This is just like Earl to forget all about me. 

I swear, that man is getting more forgetful every day!

Hey, dad, have you seen mom lately? 

She went to the store a few hours ago.
Come on!

What's keeping him?!

That husband of mine is so inconsiderate!

This is the last time I take him grocery shopping with me.

I'm finished shopping but he's nowhere to be found!

I'll bet he met someone he knows and they're having a gab fest somewhere!

What's keeping him?! This is just like Earl to forget all about me.

I swear, that man is getting more forgetful every day!

Hey, dad, have you seen mom lately?

She went to the store a few hours ago.


Great Long Jokes,  Funny Marriage Comics,  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Q: Is your family truly well off?

That depends on what your definition of "is" is...


Funny Jokes,  Hillary Clinton Joke,  Best English Joke,  
    
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"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."
"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

Funny Jokes,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  
    
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I ain't gonna lie to ya kid, the next 12 years are gonna suck.
I ain't gonna lie to ya kid, the next 12 years are gonna suck.

Funny Jokes,  Funny English Quotes,  Funny Facts About Life,  
    
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Fancy restaurants be like
Fancy restaurants be like

Funny Jokes,  Fry Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Fourteen blocks. How long did you leave your turn signal on today? 

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Fourteen blocks. How long did you leave your turn signal on today?

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Funny Jokes,  Best One Liner Jokes,  Senior Citizen Jokes,  
    
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How Punjabi people

Weigh suitcases
How Punjabi people

Weigh suitcases


Meme,  Punjabi Funny Jokes,  Travel Jokes,  
    
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When someone asks "Guess what?"

Actually guessing

Saying "What?"
When someone asks "Guess what?"

Actually guessing

Saying "What?"


Funny Jokes,  Guess What Jokes,  
    
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away." 

I also feel that way about five-dollar bills. 

"No thanks, I already have toilet paper."
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."

I also feel that way about five-dollar bills.

"No thanks, I already have toilet paper."


Funny Jokes,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  Funny Online Comics,  
    
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