Great Corny Jokes

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Why did the man throw his margarine?

He wanted to see the butter fly
Why did the man throw his margarine?

He wanted to see the butter fly


Butter Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Stupid One Liners,  
    
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Why did the bicyle take a nap?

It was two-tired.
Why did the bicyle take a nap?

It was two-tired.


Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Dumb Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? 

Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence.


Lame Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between a rain barrel and a bad fielder? 

A: One catches drops; the other drops catches.
Q: Whats the difference between a rain barrel and a bad fielder?

A: One catches drops; the other drops catches.


Softball Puns,  Rain Joke,  
    
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What is a softball players favorite thing about going to the park?... The swings!
What is a softball players favorite thing about going to the park?... The swings!

Softball Puns,  Lame Joke,  
    
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What did the softball glove say to the ball?"Catch ya later!"
What did the softball glove say to the ball?"Catch ya later!"

Softball Puns,  Easy Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Irony

The opposite of wrinkly.
Irony

The opposite of wrinkly.


Bag Puns,  Irony Jokes,  Stupid Sayings,  
    
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i love it when you s me.

i love it when you fork me.
i love it when you s me.

i love it when you fork me.


Cuddle Jokes,  Cute Love Joke,  Silly Love Jokes,  
    
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Well I'll be
Well I'll be

Bee Puns,  Oil Jokes,  Oil Puns,  
    
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"say what you will about mad dog jensen. . . he was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!"
"say what you will about mad dog jensen. . . he was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!"

Play On Word Jokes,  Double Meaning Sms Jokes,  Best Double Meaning Jokes,  
    
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Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended.
Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended.

Mobster Jokes,  Killer Jokes,  Facebook Friends Jokes,  
    
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Testing, testing... 1-2-3... any better?

Are you sure he's not wired
Testing, testing... 1-2-3... any better?

Are you sure he's not wired


Mobster Jokes,  Gangster Jokes,  Stupid Criminals,  
    
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''He looks like a tough one. Let's try the old 'good-inquisitor bad-inquisitor' trick.''
''He looks like a tough one. Let's try the old 'good-inquisitor bad-inquisitor' trick.''

Torture Jokes,  Medieval Jokes For Kids,  Funny Comics For Kids,  
    
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''Why don't we call ourselves chiropractors and charge people for our services?''
''Why don't we call ourselves chiropractors and charge people for our services?''

Torture Jokes,  Medieval Jokes For Kids,  Medieval Memes,  
    
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Sooooo I guess......

There's no hiding our relationship anymore
Sooooo I guess......

There's no hiding our relationship anymore


Corny Animal Jokes,  Funny Pug Images,  Elk Jokes,  
    
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