Great Jokes One Liners

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Plastic surgery is like auto tuning your face. It's the right note but it seems a little off.
Plastic surgery is like auto tuning your face. It's the right note but it seems a little off.

Plastic Surgery Jokes,  Tim Hawkins Jokes,  
    
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New and improved! 

60 yr old*

*Please note that our 59 yr old model has been discontinued.
New and improved!

60 yr old*

*Please note that our 59 yr old model has been discontinued.


60 Year Old Jokes,  Jokes For 60 Year Olds,  
    
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"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the bus driver!"
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Steven: Fool
"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the bus driver!"

Funny Pictures,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  First Day Of School Memes,  
    
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When I laugh at my own jokes
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me: my lifeeeee
When I laugh at my own jokes

Memes,  Drake Meme,  Funny Laughing Images,  
    
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Eyebrows speak louder than words
Eyebrows speak louder than words

Funny Quotes,  Eyebrow Jokes,  
    
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You have to face the great Cory
You have to face the great Cory

Memes,  Cory Jokes,  Toy Story Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I put my phone down and do things with two hands, like in the olden days.
Sometimes I put my phone down and do things with two hands, like in the olden days.

Funny Ecards,  Back In The Day Jokes,  Cell Phone Addiction,  
    
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 I love you almost as much as I love my morning coffee.
I love you almost as much as I love my morning coffee.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Love Ecards,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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And then Donovan siad,

"Let me take the freekick"
And then Donovan siad,

"Let me take the freekick"


Meme,  Soccer Jokes,  Soccer Memes,  
    
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this is by far your most ed up idea ever...i'll be there in 10 minutes.
this is by far your most ed up idea ever...i'll be there in 10 minutes.

Funny Ecards,  Stupid Ecards,  Funny As Hell Jokes,  
    
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Anyone who believes men are equal to women have never seen a man wrap a Christmas present.
Anyone who believes men are equal to women have never seen a man wrap a Christmas present.

Funny Ecards,  Christmas Ecards,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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When I grow up, I'm either gonna be a marine biologist...

...Or a strawberry.
When I grow up, I'm either gonna be a marine biologist...

...Or a strawberry.


Memes,  Biologist Jokes,  Biology Puns,  
    
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Forklift safety

Disregarded when you "absolutely" have to get that pallet down
Forklift safety

Disregarded when you "absolutely" have to get that pallet down


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Safety Posters,  Funny Safety Images,  
    
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Mother nature

Clearly, she has a sense of humor
Mother nature

Clearly, she has a sense of humor


Memes,  Mother Nature Jokes,  Flood Jokes,  
    
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