Great Jokes Sms

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You should wake up

And talk to me

Because I'm more awesome than sleep

You know you wanna

I hope your ringer is on really loud and this is pissing you off

Meep meep meep meep meeeeeeeeeeeee

Omg

Success
You should wake up

And talk to me

Because I'm more awesome than sleep

You know you wanna

I hope your ringer is on really loud and this is pissing you off

Meep meep meep meep meeeeeeeeeeeee

Omg

Success


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Rude Text Jokes,  
    
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i go on instagram to look at girls

seriously t..
i go on instagram to look at girls

seriously t..


Funny Quotes,  Instagram Picture Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Post On Instagram,  
    
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"all i want is a dope loyal chick"

- cheating
"all i want is a dope loyal chick"

- cheating


Man Bashing Jokes,  Cheater Meme,  
    
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a  will talk to your best friends sister nd be like

"i didn't know yall was cool"
a will talk to your best friends sister nd be like

"i didn't know yall was cool"


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now every girl wanna be trap quen

w you gonna cook crack when you can't even cook breakfast?
now every girl wanna be trap quen

w you gonna cook crack when you can't even cook breakfast?


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verizon msg: you've used about 75% of your 6gb data plan (cycle ends the 28th). track usage at vzmobile.com/usg or add 2gb to your plan for $10 more per month. 

 u

 i'm tryna make a living.  you this my job, broke   can't even afford unlimited data foh

 i was just playing didn't think y'all was gon reply
verizon msg: you've used about 75% of your 6gb data plan (cycle ends the 28th). track usage at vzmobile.com/usg or add 2gb to your plan for $10 more per month.

u

i'm tryna make a living. you this my job, broke can't even afford unlimited data foh

i was just playing didn't think y'all was gon reply


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ready for tonight babe? youre gonna use that mouth so hard! 

im sara's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth? 

ohh she didnt tell you? 

what?

its karaoke night
ready for tonight babe? youre gonna use that mouth so hard!

im sara's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?

ohh she didnt tell you?

what?

its karaoke night


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'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application a lot.
'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application a lot.

Relatable Posts,  Sarcastic One Liners,  Jokes Sms In English,  
    
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Relatable Posts,  Famous Put Downs,  Ugly Jokes,  
    
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My definition of a clean room: A clear path from my door, to my bed.
My definition of a clean room: A clear path from my door, to my bed.

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Showers are great. They make you feel nice & clean, you sound like a professional singer & they also help you make all of life's decisions.
Showers are great. They make you feel nice & clean, you sound like a professional singer & they also help you make all of life's decisions.

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when i shut my mouth and walk away, it doesn't mean that you've won. it means that your stupid  isn't worth any more of my time.
when i shut my mouth and walk away, it doesn't mean that you've won. it means that your stupid isn't worth any more of my time.

Relatable Posts,  Mean Disses,  Stupid One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Teacher: You should know this, you learned this three years ago. 
Me: I don't even remember what I ate last week.
Teacher: You should know this, you learned this three years ago.
Me: I don't even remember what I ate last week.


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