Great Kid Jokes

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I like it when you call me 

Small poppa
I like it when you call me

Small poppa


Memes,  Chistopher Wallace Jokes,  Funny Lyrics,  
    
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Memes,  Narcissism Jokes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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What did one corncob say to the other?

Aw, shucks!


Corn Puns,  Silly Kids Jokes,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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What place do worms like to visit the most?

The Big Apple.


Worm Jokes,  New York City Jokes,  
    
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Why did the heart get kicked off the band?

It skipped a beat.


Band Jokes,  Funny Music Jokes,  
    
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Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a letter--did you get it?


Young Children Jokes,  Funny Riddles Joke  
    
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What is the largest gem in the world?

A baseball diamond.


Baseball Jokes For Kids,  Baseball Jokes One Liners,  Diamond Jokes,  
    
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me what a forum is?

Amir: 2-um plus 2-um.


Free Online Jokes,  Teacher Student Jokes,  
    
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Where do ghosts put their mail?

In the ghost office.


Mail Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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How can you tell if your parents have been using your computer?

You will find white-out on the screen.


Funny Parent Jokes,  Computer Jokes For Kids  
    
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange?

So he could hide in the pumpkin patch.


Pumpkin Jokes For Kids,  Jokes For Little Kids,  6 Year Old Jokes  
    
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What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!


Frog And Toad Jokes,  Kid Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Why is your homework in your fathers handwriting?

I used his pen!


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Clean Kids Jokes,  Kids Jokes Funny  
    
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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

You're under a VEST!


Kid Jokes And Riddles,  Little Kid Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

(He couldn't afford plane fare!)


Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  April Fools Jokes For Kids,  
    
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