Great Lawyer Jokes

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"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"
"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Lawsuit Jokes,  Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Man in hospital bed has two buttons: 
1) Nurse 
2) Lawyer
Man in hospital bed has two buttons:
1) Nurse
2) Lawyer


Injury Jokes,  Hospital Jokes One Liners,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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I hardly think we need your lawyer present while we discuss your failure to hand up homework this week!
I hardly think we need your lawyer present while we discuss your failure to hand up homework this week!

Principal Jokes,  Student Jokes Humor,  
    
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Lawyers 

Never lose their appeal!
Lawyers

Never lose their appeal!


Best Lawyer Quotes,  Lawyer Puns,  
    
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One does not simply

Pass the bar exam on the first try
One does not simply

Pass the bar exam on the first try


One Does Not Simply Meme,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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As your attorney

I advise you not to roll over
As your attorney

I advise you not to roll over


Memes,  Lawyer Dog (theme),  
    
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 be like, i'm me

my lawyer is a beast
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be like, i'm me

my lawyer is a beast


Funny Pictures,  
    
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What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What I think I do

What clients think I do

What I actually do
Lawyer

What my friends think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What I think I do

What clients think I do

What I actually do


Memes,  What People Think I Do,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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We are willing to drop the charges 

In exchange, My client will throw up on your bed
We are willing to drop the charges

In exchange, My client will throw up on your bed


Memes,  Lawyer Cat (theme),  Meme Text  
    
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My sister married an African american lawyer

I had no idea my brother - in - law would be a brother in law
My sister married an African american lawyer

I had no idea my brother - in - law would be a brother in law


Memes,  The Funniest Racist Jokes Ever,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Divorce lawyers

You should have hired a better one...
Divorce lawyers

You should have hired a better one...


Funny Lawyer Quotes,  Funny Lawyer Slogans  
    
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Paramedic: Where are you hurt?

Accident Victim: I don't know--I haven't seen my lawyer yet.


Cool Funny Jokes,  Ambulance Jokes,  Paramedic Jokes  
    
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman?

One has passed a BAR.


Irish Disses,  Irish Men Jokes,  Irish Man Jokes,  
    
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Lawyer Cat

Objects to everything
Lawyer Cat

Objects to everything


Lawyer Cat (theme),  Funny Cat Posters  
    
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.


Divorce Jokes For Men,  Funny Lawyer Jokes  
    
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