Great Story Jokes

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Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.
Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.

Memes,  Uber Stories,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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i took an uber to a party like 5 days ago and he looked like he was 20 r around there so i knew he would wanna party so i asked him and he ended up buying alcol for us and partied all night with us and even gave us a ride me drunk as .instant 5 stars.
i took an uber to a party like 5 days ago and he looked like he was 20 r around there so i knew he would wanna party so i asked him and he ended up buying alcol for us and partied all night with us and even gave us a ride me drunk as .instant 5 stars.

Funny Uber Stories,  Drunk Driving Jokes,  
    
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a usewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents, "what!" she exclaimed, "75 cents for tse small, tomatoes? well you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!" "i can't lady," replied the unhappy grocer, "there's a 95 cent cuber there."
a usewife selected three small tomatoes and was told by the grocer they were 75 cents, "what!" she exclaimed, "75 cents for tse small, tomatoes? well you can just take them and you know what you can do with them!" "i can't lady," replied the unhappy grocer, "there's a 95 cent cuber there."

Funny Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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...then daquan beat the  up

and they lived happily ever after
...then daquan beat the up

and they lived happily ever after


Memes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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And the wise men brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

No puppy?
And the wise men brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

No puppy?


Funny Jokes,  Snoopy Jokes,  Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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happy endings are for
happy endings are for

Funny Quotes,  Happy Jokes,  
    
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He's climbin' your windows

He's snatchin' your people up
He's climbin' your windows

He's snatchin' your people up


Memes,  Peter Pan Jokes,  Bed Intruder Meme,  
    
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So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified

But after three days I was like "nah bro"
So this pontius pilate guy has me crucified

But after three days I was like "nah bro"


Memes,  Funny Religious Sayings,  Easter Sunday Jokes,  
    
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in 1965, a four-year-old nearly drowned at a beach, but was rescued by a woman named alice blaise. 9 years later, that boy saved a man at the same beach. the man was alice's husband.
in 1965, a four-year-old nearly drowned at a beach, but was rescued by a woman named alice blaise. 9 years later, that boy saved a man at the same beach. the man was alice's husband.

Funny Cool Facts,  100 Funny Jokes,  
    
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I applied for a job at a building society today. I carefully filled in the application form and gave it to the Manager, who read through it. When he had finished reading it, he said:

With your credentials, I have the perfect opening for you

Great I replied.

Its called the door he said sternly Now get out.


Job Humor,  Job Jokes,  Manager Jokes,  
    
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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.

Every year Fred would say, Edna, Id like to ride in that there airplane. And every year Edna would say, I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.

One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, Edna, Im 71 years old. If I dont ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance. Edna replied, Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.

The pilot overheard them and said, Folks, Ill make you a deal. Ill take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I wont charge you, but if you say one word its ten dollars.

Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Fred, By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didnt.

Fred replied, Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out of the plane, but ten dollars is ten dollars.


Old Couple Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  Very Funny Jokes 2014,  
    
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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station.

When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.


Weather Puns,  Tv Jokes,  Radio Jokes,  
    
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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

"You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!"

"What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.

"If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"


Apple Puns,  Best Women Jokes,  
    
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As two BYU grads walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. The first asked, "Deer tracks?'' The second replied, "No, bear tracks.'' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.

Jokes About Stupid People,  Byu Cougars Jokes,  Train Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment: 

When you're in the middle of telling a story and you realize it's pointless
That awkward moment:

When you're in the middle of telling a story and you realize it's pointless


That Awkward Moment Jokes (theme),  Dumb Funny Jokes  
    
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