Greek Mythology Jokes

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If Venus is Female 

Why isn't she called Vena ...
If Venus is Female

Why isn't she called Vena ...


Venus Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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Odysseus! My name is Odyyssseeeuus!

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Odysseus! My name is Odyyssseeeuus!

Say that one more time and I... I'll.. I'll force you to sail around the world for 10 years on an awesome heroic adventure that people will talk about for millenia to come!


Odyssey Jokes,  Funny Jokes Comics,  
    
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Do you watch movies about Greek Mythology?

You don't? Well you Odyssey them!
Do you watch movies about Greek Mythology?

You don't? Well you Odyssey them!


Odyssey Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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The Iliad and the Odyssey

Too mainstream, I prefer the Aeneid.
The Iliad and the Odyssey

Too mainstream, I prefer the Aeneid.


Odyssey Jokes,  Classic One Liner Jokes,  Hipster Memes,  
    
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Odysseus' men go to the Lord Helios' Island to be heroes

Kill cattle and act like terrorists instead
Odysseus' men go to the Lord Helios' Island to be heroes

Kill cattle and act like terrorists instead


Odyssey Jokes,  Terrorist Jokes,  Old Classic Jokes,  
    
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I read the Odyssey yesterday

It was an epic night
I read the Odyssey yesterday

It was an epic night


Odyssey Jokes,  Raccoon Meme,  Book Puns,  
    
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Even Zeus has had to comply with health and safety regulations.
Even Zeus has had to comply with health and safety regulations.

Lightning Jokes,  Ancient Greek Jokes,  Funny Comic Pictures,  
    
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" You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one! "
" You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one! "

Lightning Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  Greek Jokes,  
    
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Looks into her eyes

Turns out to be Medusa
Looks into her eyes

Turns out to be Medusa


Memes,  Best Bad Luck Brian Memes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  
    
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oedipus

the original mother er
oedipus

the original mother er


Funny Jokes,  Ancient Greek Jokes,  Vulgar Jokes,  
    
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Goes speed dating

Can only meet stoners
Goes speed dating

Can only meet stoners


Speed Dating Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  Ancient Greek Jokes,  Stoner Jokes,  
    
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Hey, everybody! Look at ME!

The centaur of attention
Hey, everybody! Look at ME!

The centaur of attention


Funny Jokes,  Pun Jokes For Kids,  Worst Puns,  Lots Of Jokes,  
    
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Excuse me Sir

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior

Neptune, God of the sea?
Excuse me Sir

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior

Neptune, God of the sea?


Sea Memes,  Religious Jokes One Liners,  Jehovah Witness Jokes,  God Humor,  
    
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