Green Card Jokes

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Tio: You still don't have a college degree

Me: You still don't have a green card??

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Tio: You still don't have a college degree

Me: You still don't have a green card??

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Memes,  
    
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 party tomorrow..

pe they have their green cards
party tomorrow..

pe they have their green cards


Rude Mexican Jokes,  Party Jokes,  Racist Mexicans Jokes,  
    
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i'll give that  a green card

es love green cards
i'll give that a green card

es love green cards


American Pride Eagle (theme),  
    
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Plays uno

Steals all the green cards

That's racist
Plays uno

Steals all the green cards

That's racist


Card Jokes,  Mexicans Racist Jokes,  
    
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When you hear your Hispanic coworkers making fun about you, because they think you don't understand

And remember that they have no green card
When you hear your Hispanic coworkers making fun about you, because they think you don't understand

And remember that they have no green card


Hispanic Jokes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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Hellooooo green card!!!

Just married!
Hellooooo green card!!!

Just married!


Funny Wedding Ecard,  Marriage Joke,  
    
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You can ask me for my id??

If I can ask you for your green card?
You can ask me for my id??

If I can ask you for your green card?


Drunk Baby Meme (theme),  License Jokes,  
    
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"w gave this son of a  his green card?"
"w gave this son of a his green card?"

Sean Meme,  Insult Jokes,  
    
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When your student visa finishes

And there is no other option for visa...
When your student visa finishes

And there is no other option for visa...


Memes,  Marriage Jokes One Liners,  Funny Wedding Pictures,  
    
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buddy makes deal with russian girl - if she will get pregnant and have his child, he will marry her for a greencard

he got a vasectomy more than 3 years ago
buddy makes deal with russian girl - if she will get pregnant and have his child, he will marry her for a greencard

he got a vasectomy more than 3 years ago


Memes,  Mean Humor,  Confession Bear (theme),  
    
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Marries an American citizen

Disappears without a trace once he secures his green card.
Marries an American citizen

Disappears without a trace once he secures his green card.


Memes,  Scumbag Steve Memes,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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Welcome to Arizona

Where's your green card and birth certificate Mr. "President"
Welcome to Arizona

Where's your green card and birth certificate Mr. "President"


Memes,  Arizona Jokes,  
    
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Dominicans be like

Gotta get that green card
Dominicans be like

Gotta get that green card


Memes,  Dominican Jokes,  
    
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I finally got a green card

In uno
I finally got a green card

In uno


Memes,  Short Funny Mexican Jokes,  
    
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Juan does not simply

Apply for a green card
Juan does not simply

Apply for a green card


Memes,  One Does Not Simply Meme,  
    
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