Grizzly Bear Jokes

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"so, then i was like, 'listen goldie , you done entered the wrong mothering use."
"so, then i was like, 'listen goldie , you done entered the wrong mothering use."

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Tim: Sometimes my wife gets mad at me for behaving wrong in her dreams. 

Wife: I had a horrible dream last night. Wanna hear about it? 

Time: No. 

Wife: I'm going to tell you anyways. A grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods with his teeth. He was going to eat me and you did nothing. You just sat there and didn't do a thing! 

Time: What was I doing? 

Wife: You were playing poker with a rabbit, that's what you were doing. And that's the thing! You would do something like that! You would play poker with a rabbit while I was being eaten by a bear. Luckily a giant unicorn came and saved me. That's how I got saved. Not by you!
Tim: Sometimes my wife gets mad at me for behaving wrong in her dreams.

Wife: I had a horrible dream last night. Wanna hear about it?

Time: No.

Wife: I'm going to tell you anyways. A grizzly bear was chasing me through the woods with his teeth. He was going to eat me and you did nothing. You just sat there and didn't do a thing!

Time: What was I doing?

Wife: You were playing poker with a rabbit, that's what you were doing. And that's the thing! You would do something like that! You would play poker with a rabbit while I was being eaten by a bear. Luckily a giant unicorn came and saved me. That's how I got saved. Not by you!


Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Poker Jokes,  
    
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when you're drunk-inhaling food at the end of the night and catch your reflection and start to question what you're doing with your life:
when you're drunk-inhaling food at the end of the night and catch your reflection and start to question what you're doing with your life:

Memes,  Drunk Humor,  
    
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Looks nothing like the picture in the brochure
Looks nothing like the picture in the brochure

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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i ing love

croquet
i ing love

croquet


Croquet Jokes,  Animal Meme,  
    
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Hey boo boo

I found the picnic baskets
Hey boo boo

I found the picnic baskets


Memes,  Yogi Bear Jokes,  
    
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yogi bear

doesn't have  on me
yogi bear

doesn't have on me


Yogi Bear Jokes,  Funny Animal Sayings,  
    
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Smarter than the average

VP of Operations
Smarter than the average

VP of Operations


Yogi Bear Jokes,  Bear Meme,  
    
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Stop

Picnic basket inspection
Stop

Picnic basket inspection


Yogi Bear Jokes,  Bear Jokes,  
    
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Canadian food chain
Canadian food chain

Food Humor,  Haha,  
    
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U finally take a chance on camping, and this happens...
U finally take a chance on camping, and this happens...

Memes,  Camping Jokes,  
    
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Bear with me
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kl: I'm on my way to the Honors Poster session at 2pm
Bear with me

Meme,  Bear Meme,  
    
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Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than just eating honey and stealing picnic baskets...
Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than just eating honey and stealing picnic baskets...

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