Grocery Jokes

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Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store,  I'm ready to become a dad.
Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store, I'm ready to become a dad.

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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I hate it when healthy me does the groceries because fat me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the groceries because fat me needs a snack

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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The "come outside and get these groceries"
The "come outside and get these groceries"

Memes,  Starter Pack Memes,  Funny Shoe Jokes,  
    
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Would y'all still eat it?

I would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles
Would y'all still eat it?

I would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles


Memes,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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Yall ever put a $7.02 pack of chicken back and got a pack that was $6.98???
Yall ever put a $7.02 pack of chicken back and got a pack that was $6.98???

Memes,  Chicken Jokes,  
    
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My grocery list:

1. Don't run into anyone you know

2. Eggs
My grocery list:

1. Don't run into anyone you know

2. Eggs


Memes,  Introvert Meme,  
    
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Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it's not ripe then you're left with this 10 pound ball that tastes like a weirdly textured cucumber
Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it's not ripe then you're left with this 10 pound ball that tastes like a weirdly textured cucumber

Memes,  Watermelon Jokes,  Jokes About Fruit,  
    
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"Come outside I got groceries"

Me:
"Come outside I got groceries"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
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Me: "I can't believe I'm grocery shopping by myself I'm such an adult"

Also me:
Me: "I can't believe I'm grocery shopping by myself I'm such an adult"

Also me:


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I'd rather risk losing circulation to my arm than make a second trip
I'd rather risk losing circulation to my arm than make a second trip

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale
When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Them: You can't do it all in one trio

Me:
Them: You can't do it all in one trio

Me:


Memes,  Bag Jokes,  
    
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When ya mom call you to come outside to get the groceries and you waitin for her to pull up
When ya mom call you to come outside to get the groceries and you waitin for her to pull up

Memes,  Big Sean Jokes,  
    
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How it feels when you bring all the groceries 

In one trip
How it feels when you bring all the groceries

In one trip


Memes,  Spiderman Memes,  
    
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How I feel when I bring in all the groceries by myself in one trip
How I feel when I bring in all the groceries by myself in one trip

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