Grocery Jokes

 – 173 total
When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale
When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
0%

Them: You can't do it all in one trio Me:
Them: You can't do it all in one trio

Me:

Memes,  Bag Jokes,  
    
0%

When ya mom call you to come outside to get the groceries and you waitin for her to pull up
When ya mom call you to come outside to get the groceries and you waitin for her to pull up

Memes,  Big Sean Jokes,  
    
0%

How it feels when you bring all the groceries In one trip
How it feels when you bring all the groceries

In one trip

Memes,  Spiderman Memes,  
    
0%

How I feel when I bring in all the groceries by myself in one trip
How I feel when I bring in all the groceries by myself in one trip

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  
    
0%

Me: "I can't afford all these groceries in my car!" Inner me: "If you go through self checkout you could."
Me: "I can't afford all these groceries in my car!"

Inner me: "If you go through self checkout you could."

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
0%

When u gotta help ur mom get the groceries out the car so u throw on whatever shoes are by the door...
When u gotta help ur mom get the groceries out the car so u throw on whatever shoes are by the door...

Memes,  Shoes Jokes,  
    
0%

"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."
"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."

Memes,  Health Puns,  Salad Jokes,  
    
0%

When u ask ur mom to buy pop tarts for the crib and she buys the ones without any frosting
When u ask ur mom to buy pop tarts for the crib and she buys the ones without any frosting

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
0%

i ain't no two trip
i ain't no two trip

Memes,  Shopping Memes,  
    
0%

"I don't give a heck if whole foods was out -- May beth if u eve bring conventional black berries into this home again I'm leaving u"
"I don't give a heck if whole foods was out -- May beth if u eve bring conventional black berries into this home again I'm leaving u"

Memes,  Berry Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
0%

"I'm gonna get some groceries" What they think: What I mean:
"I'm gonna get some groceries"

What they think:

What I mean:

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
0%

when cans of are buy one get one free.
when cans of are buy one get one free.

Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
0%

When you smell what the Rock is cooking and decide to try the recipe yourself
When you smell what the Rock is cooking and decide to try the recipe yourself

Memes,  Wwe Jokes,  Cooking Meme,  
    
0%

Stone Cold looks like his mom just got home from food shopping and he grabbed any shoes near the door
Stone Cold looks like his mom just got home from food shopping and he grabbed any shoes near the door

Memes,  Funny Celebrity Pictures,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!