Grocery Jokes

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How I feel when I bring in all the groceries by myself in one trip
How I feel when I bring in all the groceries by myself in one trip

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Me: "I can't afford all these groceries in my car!"

Inner me: "If you go through self checkout you could."
Me: "I can't afford all these groceries in my car!"

Inner me: "If you go through self checkout you could."


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When u gotta help ur mom get the groceries out the car so u throw on whatever shoes are by the door...
When u gotta help ur mom get the groceries out the car so u throw on whatever shoes are by the door...

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"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."
"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."

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When u ask ur mom to buy pop tarts for the crib and she buys the ones without any frosting
When u ask ur mom to buy pop tarts for the crib and she buys the ones without any frosting

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i ain't no two trip
i ain't no two trip

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"I don't give a heck if whole foods was out -- May beth if u eve bring conventional black berries into this home again I'm leaving u"
"I don't give a heck if whole foods was out -- May beth if u eve bring conventional black berries into this home again I'm leaving u"

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"I'm gonna get some groceries"

What they think:

What I mean:
"I'm gonna get some groceries"

What they think:

What I mean:


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when cans of   are buy one get one free.
when cans of are buy one get one free.

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When you smell what the Rock is cooking and decide to try the recipe yourself
When you smell what the Rock is cooking and decide to try the recipe yourself

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Stone Cold looks like his mom just got home from food shopping and he grabbed any shoes near the door
Stone Cold looks like his mom just got home from food shopping and he grabbed any shoes near the door

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When you ask him to pick up some frozen corn & he gets this

Man brain the struggle is real
When you ask him to pick up some frozen corn & he gets this

Man brain the struggle is real


Memes,  Corn Puns,  
    
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Yo prices way too high...

You need to cut it
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Yo prices way too high...

You need to cut it


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What people see

What I see
What people see

What I see


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One armed woman struggling with groceries 

"Let me give you a hand"
One armed woman struggling with groceries

"Let me give you a hand"


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