Grocery Store Joke

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my superpower is picking the slowest moving line in th grocery store. every. ing. time.
my superpower is picking the slowest moving line in th grocery store.

every. ing. time.

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When you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor
When you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor

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Whole Foods be empty during Coachella
Whole Foods be empty during Coachella

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Everyone: it's so cold out here Fish at the grocery store:
Everyone: it's so cold out here

Fish at the grocery store:

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White people in the seasoning isle
White people in the seasoning isle

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Just a reminder: Walmart will be closed on Christmas Day So both cashiers can be with their families
Just a reminder: Walmart will be closed on Christmas Day

So both cashiers can be with their families

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Me finding the perfect playlist for my 4 minute drive to the grocery store
Me finding the perfect playlist for my 4 minute drive to the grocery store

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i went ahead and exposed they .
i went ahead and exposed they .

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my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying. "oooh what are you making?" pizza rolls what the does it look like.
my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the does it look like.

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me, going grocery spping at 4am because i ing hate humans.
me, going grocery spping at 4am because i ing hate humans.

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Can anyone make me a fake ID but like for Costco
Can anyone make me a fake ID but like for Costco

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I was in Publix and I saw this woman buying a shit ton of eggs in front of me, she turned and looked at me and said "I don't actually like eggs, my daughters boyfriend cheated on her and I'm going to egg his car, lmaooo
I was in Publix and I saw this woman buying a shit ton of eggs in front of me, she turned and looked at me and said "I don't actually like eggs, my daughters boyfriend cheated on her and I'm going to egg his car, lmaooo

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Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes
Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes

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When you forget to bring your reusable bags to the grocery store I have failed you.
When you forget to bring your reusable bags to the grocery store

I have failed you.

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This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.
This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today I had time.

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