Growing Old Jokes

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Childhood injuries:
Fell off my bike
Fell out of a tree
Twisted my ankle.

Adult injuries:
Slept wrong
Sat down too long
Sneezed too hard
Childhood injuries:
Fell off my bike
Fell out of a tree
Twisted my ankle.

Adult injuries:
Slept wrong
Sat down too long
Sneezed too hard


Memes,  Injury Jokes,  Getting Older Jokes,  
    
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Me at 18 years old vs me now
Me at 18 years old vs me now

Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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The DJ really said "where my 2000s babies at" and the crow went wild. That's when I knew it was time for me to go home.
The DJ really said "where my 2000s babies at" and the crow went wild. That's when I knew it was time for me to go home.

Memes,  Dj Jokes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  
    
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whenever i'm in a store and they're playing wlesome oldies music i can't help but think about w all our"oldies" music 20 years from now is gonna be about eating
whenever i'm in a store and they're playing wlesome oldies music i can't help but think about w all our"oldies" music 20 years from now is gonna be about eating

Memes,  Music Humor,  
    
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-? How old are you?

- I don't know, between 5 and 34

- What?, send send me pic
-? How old are you?

- I don't know, between 5 and 34

- What?, send send me pic


Memes,  Old Age Jokes,  Aging Humor,  
    
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When a teenager tells me they were born in the year 2000
When a teenager tells me they were born in the year 2000

Memes,  Aging Humor,  
    
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Grandma: Remember when we were young?

Grandpa: Who are you?

Grandma: Me too
Grandma: Remember when we were young?

Grandpa: Who are you?

Grandma: Me too


Memes,  Best Old People Jokes,  Grandparents Jokes,  
    
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Driving past your old elementary school like
Driving past your old elementary school like

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  Jokes About Old Age,  
    
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"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."
"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."

Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  70th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." 

-Jerry M. Wright
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

-Jerry M. Wright


Funny Music Sayings,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Happy Bday... Once I thought having a lil sister would be fun... Now your bday jurst reminds me I'm old.
Happy Bday... Once I thought having a lil sister would be fun... Now your bday jurst reminds me I'm old.

Funny Birthday Quotes For Sister,  Hilarious Sister Jokes,  Little Sister Jokes,  
    
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I thought growing old would take longer.
I thought growing old would take longer.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes For Women,  
    
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Growing old can be embarrassing

Remember when shaving didn't mean sticking devices in your nose and ears?

Pepperidge farms remembers
Growing old can be embarrassing

Remember when shaving didn't mean sticking devices in your nose and ears?

Pepperidge farms remembers


Funny Jokes,  Old Jokes,  Funny Shaving Jokes,  
    
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belle, i growing old waiting for your moves on scrabble with friends!

it's your turn  it!!!
belle, i growing old waiting for your moves on scrabble with friends!

it's your turn it!!!


Memes,  Scrabble Jokes,  Grandma Finds The Internet Meme,  
    
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Growing old sucks...

...Pizza is forever.
Growing old sucks...

...Pizza is forever.


Memes,  Home Alone Jokes,  
    
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