Gujju Jokes

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A young Gujju boy starts attending public school in a small town.

The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student.

She asks the class, "Who was the greatest man that ever lived?"

A girl raises her hand and says,

"I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country."

The teacher replies, "Well...that's a good answer, but that's not the answer I am looking for."

Another young student raises his hand and says,

"I think Abraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because he freed the slaves and helped end the civil war."

"Well, that's another good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for."

Then the Gujju boy raises his hand and says, "I think Jesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived."

The teacher's mouth drops open in astonishment. "Yes!", she says, that's the answer I was looking for."

She then brings him up to the front of the classroom and gives him a lollipop.

Later, during recess, another desi boy approaches him as he is licking his lollipop.

He says, "Why did you say, 'Jesus Christ'?"

The Gujju boy stops licking his lollipop and replies,

"Look, I know it's Krishna, and YOU know it's Krishna, but business is business."

Religious Jokes,  Gujarati Jokes  

Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?

A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for 'Kesh'

Hindi Jokes,  Gujarati Jokes,  

An Ahmedabadi called the obituary section of a leading local newspaper. He inquired-"Tell me, how much would it cost to have an obitualry printed in your Newspaper".

The ad clerk politely told him, "It would be Rupees 100 a word, sir!"

"Thats fine", said Lalloobhai Ahmedabadi after a moment of cost calculation.

"OK, then take them down, Jagdukaka Dead" He dictated to the clerk.

"Oh, that's all?" asked the clerk anticipating big writeup for dear ones.

"Yes, that's it. And charge rupees two hundred to my credit card, please, here is number".

"Hold it Sir, I am sorry, but I should have informed you that the Ad must be for minimum five hundred rupees and you may have minimum five words".

Lalloobhai got annoyed at the failures of his cost calculations. He blasted the Clerk, "Yes, you should have told me that, ahead".

After a moment of updating his cost versus benefit calcs, he loudlly dictated again, "OK write, Jagdukaka dead, Honda for Sale".

Gujarati Jokes,  Newspaper Joke  

Why does the Gujju go to London?

To see his Big Ben.

Best Indian Joke,  England Jokes  

What is a Gujju picnic called?

A snake in the grass.

Racist Indian Jokes,  Best Indian Joke,  India Jokes,  

Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?

A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

Snake Joke,  Funny Snake Joke,  100 Funny Jokes,  

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when was offered tea?

Bcoz the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)

Funny Snake Jokes,  Funny Facts About India,  Gujarati Jokes  

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?

Because he said 'Sue Kare chee.'

Super Funny Jokes,  Really Funny Joke  

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?

A) You are going from BED To VERSE

Funny Question Answer Sms,  Best Jokes Sms  

Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?

A) Tomato KETCHUP.

Ketchup Jokes,  Great Indian Jokes,  Top 100 Best Jokes,  

Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten up?

The Gujju told him, 'You are a very impotent man.'

Jokes About Bill Clinton,  Funny Presidential Facts,  Gujarati Jokes  

Why did the Gujju go to Rome?

To listen to Pop(e) music.

Ancient Rome Jokes,  Pope Jokes 2014,  Gujarati Jokes  

Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams?

A) He wanted to get "cent-per-cent" ; .

Exam Sms Jokes,  Very Funny Stuff,  Gujarati Jokes  

Why did Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a women?

Bcoz his name was 'Ben' Kingsley.

Great Indian Jokes,  Funny Indian Jokes  

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