Hair Stylist Jokes

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If you have half of the hair on your head shaved off that shouldn’t be too complicated for the hair stylist to her magic on the rest right? You’ll be surprised at how many stylists can’t master a basic sew in but dare show pictures of their “satisfied customers”.

Here we have added the most popular and viral hair stylist jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
You think greasy hair is a good look?

No.
You think greasy hair is a good look?

No.


Greasy Hair Jokes,  Funny Grumpy Cat,  Hair Joke,  
    
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The only time I see my hair stylist out somewhere, my hair is greasy enough to fry a dozen eggs on.
The only time I see my hair stylist out somewhere, my hair is greasy enough to fry a dozen eggs on.

Greasy Hair Jokes,  Funny Hair Stylist Jokes,  
    
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When your stylist out of town

But your cousin can do hair
When your stylist out of town

But your cousin can do hair


Funny Hairstylist Jokes,  Cousin Jokes,  
    
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Your purse can't be $1000 and your hair $25
Your purse can't be $1000 and your hair $25

Purse Jokes,  Hair Funny,  
    
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Hair style making you think of the parting sea
Hair style making you think of the parting sea

Memes,  Funny Hair Styles,  
    
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What chicks be looking like when they hairstylist ask them what style they want
What chicks be looking like when they hairstylist ask them what style they want

Memes,  Female Insults,  Female Jokes,  
    
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Shark!!

Run!

No guys it's just me!!!
Shark!!

Run!

No guys it's just me!!!


Memes,  Funny Hair Styles,  
    
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Barber: What you want?

Chris Brown: You know them ballpark snow cones?

Barber: Say no more
Barber: What you want?

Chris Brown: You know them ballpark snow cones?

Barber: Say no more


Memes,  Barbie Meme,  Chris Brown Jokes,  
    
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barber: what you want?

him: i dunno, i got a lot of  on my mind

barber: say no more
barber: what you want?

him: i dunno, i got a lot of on my mind

barber: say no more


Memes,  Barber Shop Jokes,  Barber Jokes,  
    
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every female cant do you hair, yall be posting pictures talking about "slayed & layed" ... no , you got "played, betrayed."
every female cant do you hair, yall be posting pictures talking about "slayed & layed" ... no , you got "played, betrayed."

Memes,  Funny Hairstylist Jokes,  
    
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some of you  can see the color of the dress, but can't get your extensions to match your real hair
some of you can see the color of the dress, but can't get your extensions to match your real hair

Memes,  Funny Fashion Quotes,  
    
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When people with straight hair ask "why don't you just brush it?"
When people with straight hair ask "why don't you just brush it?"

Memes,  Good Hair Jokes,  Afro Hair Jokes,  
    
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When you show up for your 3 O'clock hair appt

And she currently workin on a head and 2 ppl next
When you show up for your 3 O'clock hair appt

And she currently workin on a head and 2 ppl next


Memes,  Hair Dresser Jokes,  
    
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Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of stealing your girl
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girl: I love this hair
Lets face it: Girls love guys with this hair
Guys with hair like this have a 125% chance of stealing your girl

Memes,  Hair Joke,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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Walmart brand vs Gucci
Walmart brand vs Gucci

Memes,  Walmart Memes,  Gucci Joke,  
    
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