Haircut Jokes

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8 year olds haircuts now vs my haircut when I was 8
8 year olds haircuts now vs my haircut when I was 8

Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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The "I swear on me nans grave" trim
The "I swear on me nans grave" trim

Memes,  Irish Men Jokes,  
    
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when everybody's been clowning the fresh cut your mom gave you but they won't be laughing when they see that ak-47 she packed for lunch
when everybody's been clowning the fresh cut your mom gave you but they won't be laughing when they see that ak-47 she packed for lunch

Memes,  Shooting Jokes,  Bad Hair Jokes,  
    
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Barber: "What you want?"

Her: "Sometimes I give the strap, sometimes I take it"

Barber: "Say no more"
Barber: "What you want?"

Her: "Sometimes I give the strap, sometimes I take it"

Barber: "Say no more"


Memes,  Say No More Meme,  Gays And Lesbians Jokes,  
    
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So this why yall be so excited to get a fresh cut.
So this why yall be so excited to get a fresh cut.

Memes,  Barber Shop Jokes,  
    
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But does she love you in between haircuts?
But does she love you in between haircuts?

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Love,  
    
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"I don't care if the coupon is expired. They told me on the phone that if I cam into the store, I'd get the discount. Well, here I am."
"I don't care if the coupon is expired. They told me on the phone that if I cam into the store, I'd get the discount. Well, here I am."

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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When my man gets home with a fresh haircut

Me:

[next thing I knew, I was pregnant]
When my man gets home with a fresh haircut

Me:

[next thing I knew, I was pregnant]


Memes,  Kylie Jenner Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Your barber is the most powerful man in this world... He decides whether you getting roasted or getting DM's for the next 2 weeks
Your barber is the most powerful man in this world... He decides whether you getting roasted or getting DM's for the next 2 weeks

Memes,  Barber Jokes,  Barber Memes,  
    
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My dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking
My dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking

Memes,  Style Jokes,  
    
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Me after I cut my bangs at 3am during a mental breakdown
Me after I cut my bangs at 3am during a mental breakdown

Memes,  Stranger Things Meme,  Mental Health Jokes,  
    
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Haven't seen a picture that more accurately captures how I feel after I get a fresh cut and walk out of the barbershop back into the wild
Haven't seen a picture that more accurately captures how I feel after I get a fresh cut and walk out of the barbershop back into the wild

Memes,  Jokes For Guys,  
    
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Barber: What can I do for you?

ref: I'm on #MNF tonight, make me look.

Barber: That comedy Central game? I got this...
Barber: What can I do for you?

ref: I'm on #MNF tonight, make me look.

Barber: That comedy Central game? I got this...


Memes,  Barber Memes,  
    
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When you cut your hair and realize you liked it better longer
When you cut your hair and realize you liked it better longer

Memes,  When You Meme,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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We in 2017 and he in 2037
We in 2017 and he in 2037

Memes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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