Halloween Joke

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The scariest part about Halloween is that rent is due the next day
The scariest part about Halloween is that rent is due the next day

Memes,  Rent Jokes,  
    
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It's the first week of October which basically means Halloween is tomorrow, Thanksgiving is later this week, and Christmas is next weekend
It's the first week of October which basically means Halloween is tomorrow, Thanksgiving is later this week, and Christmas is next weekend

Memes,  October Jokes,  
    
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Them: "Stop putting up Halloween decorations - it's still summer!" Me:
Them: "Stop putting up Halloween decorations - it's still summer!"

Me:

Memes,  End Of Summer Jokes,  
    
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when you don't find drugs in your halloween candy like people warned you about
when you don't find drugs in your halloween candy like people warned you about

Memes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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Couples costume idea
Couples costume idea

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Costume Jokes,  
    
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Russell Westbrook and Nick Collison have officially won Halloween
Russell Westbrook and Nick Collison have officially won Halloween

Memes,  Russell Westbrook Memes,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  
    
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everybody hype about fall and halloween and my fat just here waiting on thanksgiving like
everybody hype about fall and halloween and my fat just here waiting on thanksgiving like

Memes,  Fall Jokes,  
    
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I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this Halloween I have bills to pay
I'm putting a candy vending machine in my yard this Halloween

I have bills to pay

Memes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  
    
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You know you are a true Wyomingite when: 9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Costume Jokes,  Wyoming State Jokes,  
    
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w do people in wyoming celebrate halloween? pump kin!
w do people in wyoming celebrate halloween?

pump kin!

Wyoming State Jokes,  Pumpkin Jokes,  
    
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Leaves sprinkler on all night so no kids come up trick or treating In California
Leaves sprinkler on all night so no kids come up trick or treating

In California

Memes,  California Jokes,  
    
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I just thought it was some early trick or treaters... Answer doorbell with candy Jehovah's witnesses
I just thought it was some early trick or treaters...

Answer doorbell with candy

Jehovah's witnesses

Memes,  Jehovah Witness Jokes,  
    
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Tomorrow morning when your kids ask for they candy What candy!!!!!!!!!!
Tomorrow morning when your kids ask for they candy

What candy!!!!!!!!!!

Memes,  Funny Candy Jokes,  Candy Meme,  
    
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makes costume out of sheets from college halloween party has black lights
makes costume out of sheets from college

halloween party has black lights

Memes,  Halloween Meme,  
    
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whats a gst's favorite kind of porn?
whats a gst's favorite kind of porn?

Funny Jokes,  Ghost Jokes,  
    
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