Halloween Jokes For Kids

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What is a childs favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.


Funny Candy Jokes,  Holiday Puns  
    
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Q: Why is a Jack-o-lantern orange?

A: So you dont trip over it!


Pumpkin Puns,  Funny Question Jokes  
    
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Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?

A: Cut it out!


Pumpkin Jokes,  Pumpkin Puns  
    
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Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry! Im just a Halloween trick or treater!


Corny Knock Knock Jokes,  Holiday Humor,  Children Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!


Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids,  Holiday Humor  
    
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Q: What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw seven ghosts walking behind you?

A: Hope it is Halloween!


Ghost Jokes,  Good Jokes To Tell  
    
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Q: What country is haunted by ghosts?

A: No country, just a terrortory!


Ghost Puns,  Fun Jokes For Kids And Riddles,  
    
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Q: What do you call a ghost who was born in a house fire?

A: A toasty ghosty!


Ghost Puns,  Fire Jokes,  Spooky Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: What do ghoul say when they wake up?

A: Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!


Monster And Creature Jokes,  Smell Jokes  
    
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Q: How many cats can you put into an haunted house?

A: Only one. After that, the haunted house isnt empty!


Cat Jokes Funny,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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Q: How do you mail a black cat?

A: Use fur-class mail!


Mail Jokes,  Black Cat Jokes  
    
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Q: What did the cheese go as for Halloween?

A: A muenster.


Cheese Jokes For Kids,  Cheese Puns,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Why didn't the mummy have any friends?

Because he was wrapped up in himself!


Halloween Jokes,  Kids Jokes,  Best Kids Jokes,  
    
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What subject in school is easy for a witch?

Spell-ing!


Witch Jokes,  Halloween Jokes,  
    
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What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Ghoulie!


Halloween Jokes,  Kids Jokes,  Ghost Jokes,  
    
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