Halloween One Liners

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When you go to a Halloween party as The Hulk and people keep saying they love your Shrek costume
When you go to a Halloween party as The Hulk and people keep saying they love your Shrek costume

Memes,  Hulk Jokes,  Party Memes,  
    
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Be careful while trick-or-treating this year. Some psychos are trying to sneak these into your kid's Halloween bag.
Be careful while trick-or-treating this year. Some psychos are trying to sneak these into your kid's Halloween bag.

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  Funny Advice,  
    
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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idc if it's halloween, come at me like this half of y'all getting st
idc if it's halloween, come at me like this half of y'all getting st

Memes,  Shooting Jokes,  
    
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when people tell you

they don't like halloween
when people tell you

they don't like halloween


Memes,  Good Halloween Jokes,  Funny Halloween Images,  
    
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Being pumped for Halloween but tryin to stay professional like
Being pumped for Halloween but tryin to stay professional like

Memes,  Halloween Humor,  Professional Jokes,  
    
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Dress in blackface on Halloween?

How about no
Dress in blackface on Halloween?

How about no


Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  How About No Bear (theme),  
    
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If you think you're too cool to dress up for Halloween just go as a hipster.
If you think you're too cool to dress up for Halloween just go as a hipster.

Funny Ecards,  Best Hipster Jokes,  
    
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Why does everyone run away from me?
Why does everyone run away from me?

Funny Jokes,  Ghost Jokes,  Cute Little Jokes,  
    
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Can I use your face for halloween?
Can I use your face for halloween?

Funny Quotes,  Funny Halloween Quotes,  
    
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"I'm sure glad Halloween is on a Wednesday this year," said no teacher ever.
"I'm sure glad Halloween is on a Wednesday this year," said no teacher ever.

Funny Ecards,  Said No One Ever (theme),  Teacher Humor,  
    
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If I wanted to be a reanimated corpse for Halloween I'd just go as John McCain.
If I wanted to be a reanimated corpse for Halloween I'd just go as John McCain.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Halloween Sayings,  
    
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May your choice for a Halloween costume be less terrible than your choice for president.
May your choice for a Halloween costume be less terrible than your choice for president.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  Silly Halloween Jokes,  Costume Jokes,  
    
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you dressed like a  all year and for halloween you wanna be an angel?!?

 please!!!
you dressed like a all year and for halloween you wanna be an angel?!?

please!!!


Funny Ecards,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  Worlds Funniest Joke,  
    
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Dressing as an iphone 5 this Halloween may help you look slimmer.
Dressing as an iphone 5 this Halloween may help you look slimmer.

Funny Ecards,  Fat People Disses,  Funny Halloween Ecards,  
    
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