Halo Jokes

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Are you a gamer or do you know one? Whichever answer you choose I’m sure you’ve heard of the game Halo. Have you ever play Halo with other players as a team and your teammates that “accidentally” kill each other. Some people can sit and play Halo all day like it’s real and not just a game.

Or maybe you’ve heard some cheesy lines using different variations of Beyoncé’s song Halo? Or maybe just a cheesy Halo line in general where the guy is trying to call the girl an angel.


Here we have the funniest halo jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!

this  nose looks like a gst from halo
this nose looks like a gst from halo

Memes,  Nose Jokes,  Jokes About Noses,  
    
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And then the woman asked god 'but why does Lady Diana have a bigger halo than me?'

And god replied: 'that's not a halo, that's a steering wheel! '
And then the woman asked god 'but why does Lady Diana have a bigger halo than me?'

And god replied: 'that's not a halo, that's a steering wheel! '


Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Funny Car Accident,  Princess Diana Jokes,  
    
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this  nose look like a gst from halo
this nose look like a gst from halo

Memes,  Nose Insults,  Funny Nose Jokes,  
    
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my team while playing online games
my team while playing online games

Memes,  Gaming Memes,  Gaming Jokes,  
    
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halo bleach
halo bleach

Memes,  Amanda Todd Meme,  
    
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high as 

flipping tanks and .
high as

flipping tanks and .


Memes,  High Jokes,  Stoned Jokes,  
    
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Armour withstands sniper rounds and blaster rifles

Still needs poncho to protect from sand
Armour withstands sniper rounds and blaster rifles

Still needs poncho to protect from sand


Memes,  Sand Jokes,  
    
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When it's been so long, color doesn't matter
Jungle Fever

When it's been so long, color doesn't matter


Demotivational Posters,  Race Jokes Funny,  Color Jokes,  
    
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Ghey jokes

No game is safe
Ghey jokes

No game is safe


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Gay Jokes,  
    
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Find alien weaponry

Instantly know how to use it
Find alien weaponry

Instantly know how to use it


Memes,  Video Game Humor,  
    
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I'm on your broom...

... Stealin' yur halo-weenz
I'm on your broom...

... Stealin' yur halo-weenz


Funny Jokes,  Silly Halloween Jokes,  
    
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I'm not over-compensating for anything, I swear...
I'm not over-compensating for anything, I swear...

Funny Pictures,  Gun Jokes,  
    
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Oh noes

Wrong time of the month!
Oh noes

Wrong time of the month!


Funny Pictures,  Period Memes,  Women Period Jokes,  
    
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Has all map packs

Never votes for them
Has all map packs

Never votes for them


Memes,  Video Games Meme,  
    
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I've got a girlfriend

We talk on the computer all the time
I've got a girlfriend

We talk on the computer all the time


Memes,  Computer Geek Jokes,  
    
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