Hammer Jokes

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Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails
Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails


Carpenter Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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  'not tonight, dear i have a headache.'
'not tonight, dear i have a headache.'

Head Hurts Jokes,  Headache Jokes,  Nail Jokes,  
    
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hey 

wanna get hammered?
hey

wanna get hammered?


Labrador Retriever Jokes,  Funny Dog Images,  
    
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When Thor throws his hammer, he is "serving justice"

When I throw a hammer I "Have anger management issues"
When Thor throws his hammer, he is "serving justice"

When I throw a hammer I "Have anger management issues"


Memes,  Thor Jokes,  Anger Jokes,  
    
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3 guys 1 hammer?

i love bob the builder!
3 guys 1 hammer?

i love bob the builder!


Bob The Builder Jokes,  First Day On The Internet Kid (theme),  Tool Jokes,  
    
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call me bob the builder

cus i'm packin' hammers
call me bob the builder

cus i'm packin' hammers


Bob The Builder Jokes,  Redneck Randal (theme),  
    
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Curling? 

I am the hammer!!
Curling?

I am the hammer!!


Curling Jokes,  Funny Sport Jokes,  Breaking Bad Memes,  
    
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Miley Cyrus can roll around naked and lick sledge hammers 

But when I do it, I get kicked out of Lowes.
Miley Cyrus can roll around naked and lick sledge hammers

But when I do it, I get kicked out of Lowes.


Memes,  Lowes Jokes,  Funny Miley Cyrus,  
    
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Gets mugged outside of Lowes home improvement

Knocks the mugger unconscious with a newly bought hammer
Gets mugged outside of Lowes home improvement

Knocks the mugger unconscious with a newly bought hammer


Memes,  Lowes Jokes,  Robber Jokes,  
    
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The world's dumbest mud dauber
The world's dumbest mud dauber

Funny Pictures,  Jokes About Insects,  
    
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IT Department has this sitting on their desk.

Phone Repair Tool
IT Department has this sitting on their desk.

Phone Repair Tool


Memes,  It Jokes,  
    
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Thou can not toucheth this!

Stop!

Tis be the time of hammer!
Thou can not toucheth this!

Stop!

Tis be the time of hammer!


Memes,  Medieval Memes,  
    
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Billy Mays

Smashing his hand with a hammer but doesn't know why.
Billy Mays

Smashing his hand with a hammer but doesn't know why.


Demotivational Posters,  Billy Mays Jokes,  
    
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Trust me

It works great
Trust me

It works great


Funny Jokes,  Windows Jokes,  
    
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