Hand Job Jokes

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Girl: My hand hurts. How long do I have to do this?

Boy:
Girl: My hand hurts. How long do I have to do this?

Boy:


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when your girl is giving you a  under the table
when your girl is giving you a under the table

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hand-jobs are for third graders and aids victims.
hand-jobs are for third graders and aids victims.

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failed abstinence slogans:

i don't need friends with benefits when i have hands with benefits.
failed abstinence slogans:

i don't need friends with benefits when i have hands with benefits.


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what hands on job do you never use your hands for? 

i forget the answer but we can ask you mother she's a  expert
what hands on job do you never use your hands for?

i forget the answer but we can ask you mother she's a expert


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when giving too many hand jobs back in high scol

has finally caught up with you
when giving too many hand jobs back in high scol

has finally caught up with you


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"liking" a girl's picture on facebook

is like getting a
"liking" a girl's picture on facebook

is like getting a


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when the hand job too aggressive and you gotta pull her hand away like
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when your girl's dad walks in & you have to shake his hand right after you finished finger blasting her
when your girl's dad walks in & you have to shake his hand right after you finished finger blasting her

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got my girlfriend a gym membership
got my girlfriend a gym membership

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my parents won't notice

if i jerk you off under the table
my parents won't notice

if i jerk you off under the table


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two finger squirter
two finger squirter

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after a girl gives me a weak 

the only one w can beat me is me
after a girl gives me a weak

the only one w can beat me is me


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i finger ed this girl so hard i threw out my sulder don't worry, she came. i never gave up #selfie #pleasure #dislocation
i finger ed this girl so hard i threw out my sulder don't worry, she came. i never gave up #selfie #pleasure #dislocation

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so i guess 

a  is out of the question
so i guess

a is out of the question


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