Hand Puns

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"I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small."
"I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small."

T Rex Jokes,  Dinosaur Puns,  
    
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I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham

Ham Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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My wife broke her finger today But on the other hand she was completely fine
My wife broke her finger today

But on the other hand she was completely fine

Lame Pun Raccoon,  Raccoon Meme,  Finger Jokes,  
    
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I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I was like "You're not going to find what you're looking for."
I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I was like "You're not going to find what you're looking for."

One Arm Jokes,  One Armed Man Jokes,  One Armed Jokes,  
    
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Hey Coral, do you know sign language? Dad not now. You should learn. It's really handy. Really handy Coral! You only have one hand, dad.
Hey Coral, do you know sign language?

Dad not now.

You should learn. It's really handy.

Really handy Coral!

You only have one hand, dad.

Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Hey son, can I give you a hand? Yes please. clap clap clap
Hey son, can I give you a hand?

Yes please.

clap
clap
clap

Funny Jokes,  Troll Dad (theme),  
    
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i have pretty hands. it will look good smacking that in her dirty mouth.
i have pretty hands. it will look good smacking that in her dirty mouth.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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Helping one handed person "Can I give you a hand with that?"
Helping one handed person

"Can I give you a hand with that?"

Meme,  Socially Average Penguin (theme),  
    
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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and broken hand.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have?

That's right, a black eye and broken hand.

Funny Ecards,  Cookie Puns,  Kiddie Jokes  
    
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You can tell a lot about about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset
You can tell a lot about about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset

Funny Sayings About Women,  Angry Wife Jokes  
    
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He won the twister contest hands-down.

Pun One Liners,  Cute Pun Jokes,  Cheeky One Liners  
    
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Did you hear about the man who got his finger stuck in his computer? He was trying to insert his thumb drive.

Computer Puns,  Computer And Technology Jokes  
    
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Q: Have you heard the one about the guy who got all of his fingers chopped off?

A: He didn't feel too good after that.

Finger Jokes,  Corny Joke List  
    
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What kind of tree grows on your hand?

A palm tree.

Tree Puns,  Tree Jokes,  Hand Jokes  
    
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I used to be able to clap with just one hand. But that was Zen, this is Tao.

Hand Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Asian Puns,  
    
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