Happy 40th Birthday Jokes

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Happy 40th Birthday! I wanted to make sure you remembered it was today!
Happy 40th Birthday! I wanted to make sure you remembered it was today!

Rude Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Ecards,  
    
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Here's to 21 years! (With 19 years experience!) 

Happy 40th Birthday!
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Birthday Boy: Congratulations on all your accomplishments in 40 years
Here's to 21 years! (With 19 years experience!)

Happy 40th Birthday!


Old Age Birthday Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Ecard,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday! I got you diabetes this year.
Happy 40th birthday! I got you diabetes this year.

40th Birthday Jokes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners,  
    
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HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY! 

Hope you enjoy the gift certificate for one free hysterectomy.
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Kimmy: Happy 40th! Have a good one!
HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!

Hope you enjoy the gift certificate for one free hysterectomy.


Funny Happy Birthday Ecard,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  
    
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Age is just a number that determines how happy, youthful, and attractive you are. Happy 40th birthday! Love ya sis!
Age is just a number that determines how happy, youthful, and attractive you are. Happy 40th birthday! Love ya sis!


Big Sister Jokes,  Little Sister Jokes,  Hilarious Sister Jokes,  
    
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Happy 17th Anniversary of your 40th Birthday....
Happy 17th Anniversary of your 40th Birthday....

Getting Older Jokes,  Funny Birthday Ecards,  
    
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Happy 40th Birthday! I hope you don't start waking up early like old people.
Happy 40th Birthday! I hope you don't start waking up early like old people.

Old People Joke,  Best Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!
Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!

Funny Mean Quotes,  Old Age Jokes One Liners,  
    
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happy 40th birthday 

enjoy your 1st colonoscopy!!!
happy 40th birthday

enjoy your 1st colonoscopy!!!


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Happy 40th Birthday! Sorry to hear you're living on borrowed time due to the diabetes. Maybe if you put down the bags of candy and Mountain Dew you'd make it to age 50.
Happy 40th Birthday! Sorry to hear you're living on borrowed time due to the diabetes. Maybe if you put down the bags of candy and Mountain Dew you'd make it to age 50.

Aging Jokes,  Free Funny Birthday Ecards,  
    
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This will be the only time I enjoy wishing you a happy birthday Congratulations with your 40th
This will be the only time I enjoy wishing you a happy birthday Congratulations with your 40th


Aging Jokes,  Getting Older Jokes,  
    
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happy 40th birthday! may your man-boobs not look a day over 34.
happy 40th birthday! may your man-boobs not look a day over 34.

Funniest Birthday Wishes For Friends,  Old Age Birthday Jokes,  
    
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happy 40th birthday. pefully, you're husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.
happy 40th birthday. pefully, you're husband won't trade you in for two 20 year olds like mine did.

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happy 40th birthday brother! you can now take a dump in the middle of traffic and blame senility.
happy 40th birthday brother! you can now take a dump in the middle of traffic and blame senility.

Funny Brother Jokes,  Little Brother Jokes,  
    
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Happy 40th Birthday to my baby brother who was always afraid of dolls waking up at night to hurt him. He may still be afraid..
Happy 40th Birthday to my baby brother who was always afraid of dolls waking up at night to hurt him. He may still be afraid..

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